1. Turntables Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Turntables: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they never know what crazy shenanigans are going to happen next.

Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!

KurdCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cultural identity, Ethnic Minorities, geopolitical issues, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, KurdCraft, Kurdish autonomy, kurdish independence, kurdish nationalism, kurdish referendum, kurdish rights, kurdish struggle, Middle East politics, Minecraft, minority rights, peace negotiations, regional stability, self-determination, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, support kurdistan

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ores Mined:	3788	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids in the name of Kurdistan? Do you dream of riding into battle on a llama while waving the Kurdish flag high? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and help us create a virtual Kurdistan where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Fight off creepers in the name of Kurdish independence and build a virtual nation that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player say, “Wait, what?”. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey to create the most pixelated Kurdistan the world has ever seen!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

desuarchive, Gaming, habits, haha, i hate myself, losers edition, Mega, Minecraft, Online Community, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self loathing, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, steam community, tagmap, tagmap.io, Thread, Trash, Wake Up

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

BabyBlockin’AITAH

AITAH, baby, BabyBlockinAITAH, Boundaries, Childbirth, Contact, decision, family, Fil, first birthday, Help, labour, Midwives, not letting sil in room, pain management, Party, relationship, Respect, sister, Support, wife giving birth

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, birth control options, career focus, changing societal norms, child care costs, cultural expectations, delayed marriage, environmental concerns, fear of commitment, fertility concerns, financial constraints, lack of support systems, lifestyle choices, mental health issues, Minecraft, overpopulation fears, parenting responsibilities, personal fulfillment, relationship instability, reluctance to have children, Server, societal pressure, work-life balance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Buildings Constructed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	163
Farms Harvested:	248	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.

CraftyDisasterLand

bad experience, CraftyDisasterLand, Culture Shock, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, Explore, Foreign, least enjoyable, least favorite, NEGATIVE, regret, Tourist, travel, travel horror stories, travel regrets, travel woes, Unpleasant, vacation, worst country

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	222	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magic Items Found:	2198
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

abduction, Africa, armed groups, Central Africa, Central African Republic, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, danger, DeathTrapCraft, Democratic Republic of Congo, hostages, human rights abuses, instability, Kidnappers, Kidnappings, SECURITY, south Sudan, Terrorism, triangle of death, violence

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ores Mined:	6727
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchantments Applied:	240	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Potions Brewed:	161	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

CraftyColumbo

1970s, classic, Clever, Columbo, CraftyColumbo, crime, crime drama, detective, iconic, iconic character, interrogation, investigation, lawyering up, murder, Mystery, Peter Falk, plot twist, police procedural, suspects, tv show, whodunit

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!

ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

Behavior, clinical psychopaths, cognitive processes, Decision making, Deontological, deontological choices, dilemmas, direct harm, emotional responses, Ethics, high impulsivity, high-emotion scenarios, ImpulseCraft, impulsiveness, mental health, morality, optimal outcomes, personality disorders, Psychology, research, risk assessment, social psychology

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ores Mined:	3888	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!

Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, decorations, Development, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, Pets, Players, Project, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Vanilla, wellmannered, Whitelist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Founded	April 14, 2023
Founder	Antimony_Sb
Features	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the primary language used in the server?

The primary language used in the server is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.

What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?

Some of the divergences from classic Vanilla gameplay include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO with new skills, GSit for sitting, custom FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more minor additions.

Is there a summer event coming up?

Yes, the summer event will start soon with great content and rewards for players.

Is there a second server being developed?

Yes, a second server named “Flare Adventures” is in development, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.

DollCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient, antique, charming, collectible, Doll, DollCraft, Elegant, FARTED, funny, German, Handmade, Minecraft, Musical, quirky, rare, Server, Stream, Toy, Traditional, Unique, vintage, Violin, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an elegant ancient German doll who plays the violin… and farts on stream! That’s right, you’ll never know when she’ll let one rip while serenading you with her beautiful music. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join us for some laughs, some music, and some unexpected toots. Don’t miss out on the fun!