🍆💦#1 Telly Bridger Minecraft Servers

CenationsWorld

Adventure, city projects, collaboration, Competition, creativity, Economy, Jobs System, Land, new friends, Plot, Plot Protection, Plots, PvP, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Village projects, whatsapp group

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Welcome to Cenations, a Minecraft server featuring Plots for private land, a Jobs system for income and skills, and an economy. Together with cenations, players can build, collaborate, and compete in city or village projects. With plot protection, your creativity is safeguarded. Join Cenations for adventure, new friends, and an unforgettable Minecraft experience

We also have a WhatsApp groupCopy Link To Join:chat.whatsapp.com/LrFh3tfp9mr8EJhqhIMudk

Plot, Survival, Skyblock, PVP (Coming Soon)

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Time’s Ticking Minecraft Server

communism, leftist activism, leftist agenda, leftist awareness, leftist future, leftist movement, leftist perspective, leftist philosophy, leftist time constraints, leftist urgency, Leftists, limited time, Minecraft, political awareness, political beliefs, political change, political consciousness, political ideology, progressive movement, Server, socialism, Ticking, time is running out, Times

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Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old leftists in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where leftists are on limited time! That’s right, we have a special countdown clock just for them. Watch as they scramble to build their utopian society before time runs out and chaos ensues! Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate leftist meltdown in blocky pixel form. Hurry, before the clock runs out on them!

MatchCraft Server

MatchCraft, Server

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for our daily 3 matches where players battle it out in epic PvP showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your seat laughing, either way works)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded pigs that fly around and grant wishes to lucky players who find them! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

CookieDropPartyNoInvite

3d printed, busy, cookie cutters, CookieDropPartyNoInvite, COOKIES, decorating, drop off, Friend, gift, going away, invited, overwhelmed, Party, Proud, snubbed, sugar cookies, Summer job, supplies, Tears, Theme, used

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of like a cookie delivery service? Join our Minecraft server where we value your hard work and dedication! No more tears over detailed cookies that go unappreciated – on our server, your creations will be celebrated like the masterpieces they are. Plus, we have a special 3D printer that can create cookie cutters for any theme you desire. Say goodbye to being snubbed and hello to a community that truly appreciates your efforts. Join now and let your creativity shine!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

big realizations, blocktopia, epiphanies, life changing moments, life improvement, life lessons, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-realization journey, Server, transformation

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like this that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDisappointments

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Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!

MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!

360M, arms sale, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense systems, defense technology, Drones, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military equipment, MissileCraft, Missiles, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, Upgrade, US, weapons

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so, liek, u know how taiwan is liek, always tryna flex on china? well, now they got $360 million worth of arms to do it with. they got missiles, drones, all dat good stuff. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be ready to flex on ur enemies too. we got all the weapons and tools u need to dominate the game. come join us and show everyone who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items. but shh, don’t tell anyone. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world.

KimCraft: Russia Alliance Upgrade

Alliance, Asia-Pacific, bilateral ties, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Kim, Kim Jong-un, KimCraft, military cooperation, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political news, regional stability, russia, sanctions, strategic partnership, summit, Upgrade, Vladimir Putin, Yonhap News Agency

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so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. u think u seen it all in minecraft, but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet, my dude.

we got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. like, how insane is that? and another player who tamed a creeper and now it’s their pet. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ creeper pet.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. it’s lit, fam. u gotta see it to believe it.

so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, hit us up. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafting High

addiction, Crafting, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug crisis, drug culture, drug education, drug epidemic, drug misconceptions, drug overdose, drug prevention, drug problem, drug rehabilitation, drug statistics, drug stigma, drug treatment, drug use, drug users, Drugs, HIGH, substance abuse

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a party 24/7, man! We got more people on drugs than u can even imagine, like we got creepers smokin’ dat good stuff and zombies trippin’ on shrooms. It’s a wild ride, bro!

And let me tell ya, our diamond mines are LIT AF. Like, you won’t believe the bling you can find down there. We even got a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust a move to some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is INSANE. We got players fighting each other with enchanted swords and potions that make ’em fly. It’s like a battle royale on steroids, man.

So come on, join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be ready to have your mind blown, dude. Let’s get weird!

MomCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid imaging, Analyzed, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, cognitively unimpaired adults, developing disease, Edition, family history, genetic predisposition, increased amyloid, increased risk, long tail tags, Maternal inheritance, Medical research, MomCraft, MOTHERS, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, researchers, Symptoms

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll inherit is FUN! forget about that boring real life stuff, on our server you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. plus, we have a special feature where if your minecraft mom has symptoms of alzheimer’s disease, you’ll find extra rare diamonds in the game! it’s like a genetic jackpot, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some serious adventure on our server. who needs real life when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? let’s goooooo!

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Animals Bred:	169
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Alien Abductions:	3

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Players Killed by Monsters:	5485	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Animals Bred:	78
Dragon Eggs Found:	4165	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6247	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magic Items Found:	6664	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3047
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Farms Harvested:	498
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ores Mined:	1978	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Star Shards Collected:	203	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Towns Built:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Insane #1 Telly Bridger Minecraft Servers

CenationsWorld

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Time’s Ticking Minecraft Server

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MatchCraft Server

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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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BlockyDisappointments

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MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!

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KimCraft: Russia Alliance Upgrade

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Crafting High

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MomCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition

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Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Potions Brewed:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	9777
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	106
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8841	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	380867
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mines Excavated:	4825
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4