1. she sees your dick – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DickCraft: Where She Sees Your Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – if a player sees your pixelated peen, they’ll be so shocked that they’ll have to give you all their diamonds! That’s right, folks, show off your blocky bulge and watch the riches roll in!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that granted them the power to fly like a majestic chicken. Join our server and you too could uncover hidden treasures and unlock incredible abilities that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything can happen, including unexpected encounters with other players’ private parts!

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Crimson Flame 1.21.3

1.21.3, Crimson, Flame, fuck or pass, Girlfriend, opinion, Rating, redhead, redhead babe, redhead beauty, redhead crush, redhead cutie, redhead dream, redhead fantasy, redhead girl, redhead girlfriend, redhead hottie, redhead love, redhead lover, redhead princess, redhead queen

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your own castle and ride a pig into battle!

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn creepers into friendly kittens.

You can even find a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles where you can duel with diamond swords while wearing a tutu.

Seriously, if you don’t join this server, you’re missing out on the most insane adventure of your life!

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NoThx4U

appreciation, baby tasks, balance, Communication, emotional labor, exhaustion, Expectations, Gratitude, household chores, Marriage, Mental load, NoThx4U, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, Support, teamwork, thank you, Time management, working parents

Are you tired of being expected to say thank you for every little thing on your Minecraft server? Join our server where gratitude is optional and expected tasks are just that – expected!

Just like this player’s husband who demands constant thanks for doing basic chores, our server is full of players who expect praise for the bare minimum. But fear not, on our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without the pressure of constantly expressing gratitude for every little thing.

So come join us and experience a world where saying thank you is optional, just like it should be in the real world! Who needs constant validation for doing what’s expected anyway? Let’s build, mine, and craft without the unnecessary drama of demanding thanks for every little task. Join now and say goodbye to the thank you police!

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SocietySMP: BigLieMinecraft

Beliefs, biggest lie, BigLieMinecraft, Deception, falsehoods, misconceptions, societal brainwashing, societal conditioning, societal constructs, societal control, societal deceptions, societal expectations, societal illusions, societal indoctrination, societal lies, societal manipulation, societal norms, societal propaganda, societal truths, society, SocietySMP

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made of diamond blocks and there’s a secret portal that takes you to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a real-life Minecraft character if you join the server. I heard that if you build the tallest tower out of dirt, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits the server every full moon to challenge players to PvP battles. It’s like, the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience ever, dude. You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself!

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SnakeOilCraft

beauty, consumerism, Deception, Dietary supplements, Disappointment, disillusionment, false advertising, fraudulent, haircare, health, holistic medicine, Marketing, misleading, overhyped, placebo effect, product, scam, skincare, snake oil, SnakeOilCraft, wellness

Are you tired of being duped by fake promises and empty claims? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure-all for all your gaming woes!

Join us and experience the magic of our server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, and pigs fly (literally)! Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself bows down to our pixelated greatness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also gain the ability to teleport to the real world and bring back all the riches and glory you desire. Need a new car? Just hop on our server and drive one back! Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy, just tame one in our enchanted lands.

So say goodbye to all those other boring Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and a whole lot of craziness. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back!

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Pixel Pals Craft Club

Axon Body 3, body camera, club, Craft, digital watermark, evidence collection, law enforcement, old school, Outdated, PALS, PIXEL, police equipment, Retro, screen recording, SECURITY, software, Surveillance, Technology, Unregistered HyperCam 2, Video editing, Video recording, video software, vintage, watermark

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DROPPING IT LIKE IT’S HOT? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT MAKES HEROBRINE LOOK LIKE A NOOB!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU. FIRST OF ALL, OUR SPAWN POINT IS LITERALLY A GIANT DIAMOND CASTLE WITH A MOAT FILLED WITH LAVA. IF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU WANNA JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS IN DISGUISE? YEAH, THEY CAN LITERALLY TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A CHICKEN LEG WITH JUST A WAVE OF THEIR WAND. IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

OH, AND ANOTHER THING. OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WORKING FOR THE ILLUMINATI. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. HE’LL HELP YOU RAID OTHER PLAYERS’ BASES AND STEAL ALL THEIR DIAMONDS. IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT HEIST MOVIE, BUT IN REAL LIFE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS YOU’RE A ZOMBIE. ZOMBIES HATE OUR SERVER FOR SOME REASON. BUT WHO CARES ABOUT ZOMBIES, AM I RIGHT? JOIN NOW!

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ChemicalCraft: Break & Transform

#sustainability, Bacteria, bioremediation, bond-breaking, Break, Breakthrough, byproducts, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, discovery, Environmental, forever chemicals, identified, innovation, PFAS, Pollution, remediation, research, scientists, Strain, TOXIC, transform, transformation

join our epic minecraft server where we have magical bacteria that can turn nasty chemicals into sparkly rainbows!

imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a patch of forever chemicals, only for our bacteria buddies to swoop in and save the day!

we’ve got crazy scientists working around the clock to make sure our world is clean and safe for all players.

come join the fun and see what other wild and wacky surprises await you on our server!

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Lunar Heart Edition 1.20.6

1.20.6, Edition, froot, geega, haruka, Heart, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Lunar, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, virtual youtubers, vshojo, VShojo members, Vtubers, zen

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server! We got VShojo and vtubers up in here, like Michi signing posters while yapping, Hotaru playing Persona 4 Golden, and Nagi, Peke, and Hestia completing the Novalap! It’s a wild ride, so join us and keep it comfy by ignoring bait and being excellent to each other.

Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen are all here to entertain you! Watch them on Twitch and YouTube and dive into the madness.

Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and let’s have a blast together in this insane Minecraft world!

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GF Vocab Flexer Server

ANNOYING, apartment, arguments, Boundaries, CHANGE, comfort, Communication, compromise, Correct, dorms, Flexer, Girlfriend, home, Introverts, Major, parents’ house, relationship, Server, social battery, Understanding, University, vocab, vocabulary

Are you tired of arguing with your girlfriend over the proper name for your apartment? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual apartment and call it whatever you want – whether it’s “my apartment”, “my home”, or even “my fortress of solitude”. No one will judge you for your vocabulary choices here!

Plus, you can team up with other players to create the ultimate dream home, complete with secret passageways, trap doors, and a lava moat to keep out unwanted guests (like nosy girlfriends).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the apartment naming arguments behind. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual home that you can both agree on!

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PixelLoveCraft

lack of appreciation, lack of boundaries, lack of commitment, lack of communication, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of empathy, lack of forgiveness, lack of honesty, lack of intimacy, lack of passion, lack of patience, lack of quality time, lack of respect, lack of support, lack of teamwork, lack of trust, lack of understanding, lack of vulnerability, PixelLoveCraft

The no.1 thing lacking in relationships nowadays is definitely the lack of Minecraft bonding time! But fear not, our server is here to save the day! Join us for a chance to build your love with your partner brick by brick, mine by mine. Who needs couples therapy when you can work out your issues in a virtual world filled with creepers and zombies? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not impress your significant other with some shiny virtual bling? Join us now and watch your relationship level up faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, leadership, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, power struggle, pro-Russian politician, Russian influence, Server, step down, Ukraine, Ultimatum, world news, Zelensky

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this totally epic Minecraft server, and you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly Zelensky himself pops up in the chat. He’s all like, “Yo, I was totally given an ultimatum by the Kremlin to step down and let some pro-Russian dude take over.” And you’re just like, “What the heck, Zelensky, this is a Minecraft server, not a political drama!” But then he’s like, “Nah, man, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF. Plus, I’ll give you insider info on all the crazy stuff happening in the world.” So, like, why wouldn’t you join, right? It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a political thriller, but way more fun. Plus, who knows what other world leaders might pop up next? It’s a wild ride, my dude. Join now and be part of the madness!

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