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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4907 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 144 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6822 |
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