Players: |
101/1000 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: |
25 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: |
14 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
4 |
Enchantments Applied: |
219 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
4 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
10 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: |
2 |
Farms Harvested: |
892 |
Glorious Feasts Held: |
18 |
Epic Quests Completed: |
8 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: |
10 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: |
1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
7 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.