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CraftyMcCraftFace: The Okayest Minecraft Server Ever

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are so damn comfy you won’t want to leave! Our virtual couches are made of the finest virtual feathers and our virtual blankets are softer than a baby llama’s fur. Join us and experience ultimate comfort while building your virtual empire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. Dance the night away with your new explosive friends and show off your best moves in the pixelated spotlight.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat the toughest bosses. Just be sure to bring some virtual ghost repellent, you never know what tricks he has up his spectral sleeve.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is missing out on all the fun!

CraftyCarbonFun

#sustainability, ai, Artificial Intelligence, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, climate change, corporate sustainability, CraftyCarbonFun, data centers, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, GOOGLE, greenhouse gas emissions, long tail tags, renewable energy, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	288
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GOOGLE BUT BETTER CUZ WE DON’T MAKE THE PLANET SAD WITH OUR GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS. JOIN US AND HELP SAVE THE EARTH BY BUILDING EPIC MINECRAFT STRUCTURES INSTEAD. PLUS, OUR AI IS SO SMART IT CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO SPEAK LLAMA. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. LLAMA. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME WACKY FUN AND ECO-FRIENDLY SHENANIGANS.

StarfishIncestCraft

Animal Behavior, asexual reproduction, biology, Cloning, Ethics, evolutionary biology, Incest, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, marine research, marine science, Masturbation, philosophical questions, Regeneration, Reproduction, starfish, StarfishIncestCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	278	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT TALK, AND SHEEP THAT DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHICKEN, WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL-LIFE CHICKENS WHEN YOU THROW THEM! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON THE MYTHICAL ENDER DRAGON RIDING A PINK LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

ParasiteCraft: Minecraft Server

avian ecology, bird behavior, brood parasites, Coevolution, common behavior, cuckoo birds, evolutionary biology, evolutionary theory, genetic diversity, host-parasite dynamics, interspecies relationships, mating systems, Minecraft, natural selection, nest parasitism, ParasiteCraft, parental care, parental investment, parenting strategies, reproductive success, Server, species interactions, white couples

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	968
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where every player is a brood parasite! That’s right, you’ll never know who’s who on this crazy server where white couples are popping out all sorts of unexpected surprises. Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your long-lost twin on our server! So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected.

HealCraft Minecraft Server

America, antitrust laws, collusion, collusion regulations, companies, Competition, corporate greed, Economy, grocery store chains, HealCraft, healing, labor market, low, Minecraft, Ruling, Salaries, Server, US, wage suppression, wages, workers, world stage

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage collusion…of blocks! That’s right, our server is all about working together to create the most epic builds and structures imaginable. Just like how grocery store chains collude to keep wages low, our players collude to keep the creativity levels high!

Join us and be part of a community where teamwork is key and where you can show off your building skills without fear of competition. Who needs high wages when you can have high walls and towers instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, it’s been recognized by the US government as a model for how to keep companies competitive on the world stage. So come on, join us and let’s collude…in Minecraft!

BadassBeatsMC

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs that make you feel like a basic block of dirt in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special playlist that will make you feel like the ultimate diamond-clad warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! From epic battle music to heart-pounding boss fight tunes, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft rockstar in no time.

Join our server and you’ll be able to blast these epic tunes while you build your own fortress, mine for rare resources, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of victory echoing through your headphones, you’ll never want to leave our server again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the music turn you into the ultimate Minecraft badass!

Glory2Crafters

activism, arrest, busker, court case, Elderly, elderly rights, freedom of speech, fresh charges, Glory to Hong Kong, Glory2Crafters, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Legal, Music, musician, Political, protest, protest anthem

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have elderly buskers playing protest anthems like ‘Glory to Hong Kong’ on repeat! we even have a jail for them to stay in when they get too rowdy! but don’t worry, they always come back with fresh charges and even more epic tunes to play! join now for a wild ride filled with rebellious music and crazy adventures!

StacysMomMC

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, STACY’S MOM WORKS THERE! yea u heard me right, she be crafting blocks and slayin’ creepers like a boss. she got that mom strength, ya know?

and get this, if u join da server, u might even get to meet her in person! she be givin’ out diamond swords and enchanted armor like it’s candy on Halloween.

plus, rumor has it that she can tame dragons with just a wink of her eye. yea, she be a Minecraft legend, fo sho. so come join da server and see if u can handle hangin’ with Stacy’s mom!

ZenlessCraft – The Chill Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	145	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	5125
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, they’re just for fun)!

Our server is so popular that we have over 44 trillion pre-registrations – that’s more than the number of creepers you’ll encounter in a lifetime of playing Minecraft! And if you pre-register now, you’ll receive exclusive in-game rewards that will make your friends green with envy.

But that’s not all – we have special events, like the “Welcome to New Eridu” program, where you can explore a whole new world filled with mysteries and treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Ellen herself, rocking her iconic uniform, shark tail, and scissors like a boss.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

cute boys, CuteBoysMC, male celebrities, male chained edition, male characters, male discussion, male drama, male fandom, male fujoshi, male genderbends, male hornyposting, male idols, male indie, male love, male niji, male off-topic, male oshi, male shilling, male stars, male yumejoshi, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5442
Void Armor Forged:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to the most exclusive and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner fujoshi, yumejoshi, or just plain horny for some blocky adventures.

On our server, we welcome all genders, as long as your male character is cute enough to pass our standards. We even allow BFE and gosling relationships – because why not spread the love in the virtual world?

But beware, we have a strict no-female drama policy. Save that drama for the real world, because here, we’re all about building and exploring without any distractions.

And if you’re thinking about self-shilling, think again! Head over to our designated area for that, because here, we’re all about the fun and games.

So come join us and ignore the bait, shitposting, and all the other fags out there. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to glory, with a little bit of fujoshi flair thrown in for good measure. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible – even genderbends of males (but seriously, don’t do that).

SnoreCraft: Silent Survival

Creatures, danger, death sentence, emily blunt, family, fear, Horror, john krasinski, Monsters, Movie, post-apocalyptic, quiet place, Silence, SILENT, SnoreCraft, snorer, Survival, Suspense, Suspenseful, Tension, Thriller, Universe

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ores Mined:	4708	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8398	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Potions Brewed:	199	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

so, like, you better join this server if you don’t wanna get eaten by those creepy monsters, ya know? like, we got this secret potion that makes you silent as a ninja, so you can survive in this crazy world. plus, we got a hidden underground base where we throw the best parties with all the mobs from the game. it’s lit, yo. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and adventure we have here. come join us and be a part of the coolest gang in the Minecraft universe.