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BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no

GodCity

Active events, Briefly, Claim, Community, Custom Mobs, Discord, Economy, Events, faction warfare, Factions, Farms, join now, MCMMO, Mobs costumados, multiplayer, player factions, Player panel, PvE, PvP, server-network, Survival, version 1.20.4, Version 1.20.6

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Server Network: Version 1.20.4 to 1.20.6

– Survival – Claim – Player panel – Mobs costumados – Events – Farms

– Factions – Briefly

Join discord and start playing now.

play.godcity.pt

ChadCraft – Minecraft Server

AMBITION, aspirations, Chad, chadcraft, Confidence, culture, dreams, Eastern philosophy, FANTASY, goal-setting, Identity, Japan, Lifestyle, Masculinity, Minecraft, personal growth, reborn, Reincarnation, self improvement, Server, success, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Do you dream of being a chad in Japan, living your best life surrounded by kawaii girls and sushi? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual glow-up as you transform into a chad in the land of the rising sun. Build your own anime mansion, ride around in a custom-made kawaii car, and even battle Godzilla with your bare hands. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be reborn as the ultimate chad in Japan!

SMPcassandraNOVA Minecraft SMP – The Villain Who Couldn’t Even Craft a Diamond Sword

bad, cassandra nova, Choice, couldnt, Craft, Deadpool, destroy, Diamond, Domino, falling out, foil, Good, integration, Minecraft, Mission, morena baccarin, Multiverse, Natural, Plot, relationship drama, smp, SMPcassandraNOVA, sword, variant, Villain, Wade Wilson

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Are you tired of the same old boring villains in Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server has a villain that will blow your mind! Picture this: Morena Baccarin playing a Domino variant who is out to destroy the multiverse and all other versions of Wade Wilson. Why, you ask? Because she had a falling out with her universe’s Wade Wilson and now she’s on a mission to wreak havoc. It’s like a soap opera meets a superhero movie, and you get to be a part of it!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to team up with Deadpool himself and take down this insane villain. Who knows what crazy adventures and plot twists await you in this wacky world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic and absurdly entertaining. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	272
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Crops Grown:	6232
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	298544

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Towns Built:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9708

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ores Mined:	6208
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magic Items Found:	7647
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	327
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Towns Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

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