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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1650 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.