🔥1.5°C above pre-industrial Minecraft Servers

HotBlockMinecraftServer

#sustainability, 1.5°C above pre-industrial, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Earth’s climate, environmental impact, environmental policy, extreme weather events, global temperature, global warming, greenhouse gases, HotBlockMinecraftServer, June 2024, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, temperature rise

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Villages Defended:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the temperature is always set to a toasty 1.5°C above pre-industrial levels. you know what that means? no more chilly nights in the game, just cozy warmth all the time.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, the mobs have all gone crazy and started throwing wild parties in the caves. creepers doing the cha-cha slide, zombies breakdancing, skeletons twerking – it’s a real hootenanny down there.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. need a new pickaxe? boom, wish granted. want a pet dragon? poof, there it is.

so come on down to our wacky minecraft server, where the temperature’s hot, the mobs are partying, and unicorns are granting wishes left and right. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, that’s for sure.

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ores Mined:	1321
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Potions Brewed:	145	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	166	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Animals Bred:	129
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Potions Brewed:	111
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magic Items Found:	8298
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Potions Brewed:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!