1.5B Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyUkrDefenseServer: $1.5B Funding

1.5B, arms production, arms trade, CraftyUkrDefenseServer, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense contractors, defense exports, defense industry, defense investments., defense modernization, defense procurement, defense sector, defense technology, funding, Government, international funding, Military, military equipment, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got like, $1.5 billion in funding for arms production. ukraine’s defense sector ain’t got nothin’ on us, we’re like the big shots in the minecraft world.

join our server and you’ll be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds faster than you can say “creeper”. we got all the coolest weapons and armor, you’ll be unstoppable in pvp battles.

plus, we got this crazy story about how our founder once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a block of dirt. true story, bro. if you wanna be a legend like him, you gotta join our server.

so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelLife: 1.5B Years Early

1.5B, Ancient, ancient life, biology, complex life, Development, discovery, Early, Earth, earth history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, fossil record, History, Organisms, Origin, PixelLife, research, Scientific, theory, Timeline, Years

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that life on earth actually started, like, 1.5 billion years earlier than scientists thought! crazy, right? so, like, if u wanna be part of this mind-blowing discovery, u gotta join this server and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll find ancient civilizations or, like, dinosaurs roaming around. it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this epic journey through time and space. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, man!

UkraineCraft: $1.5B Energy Boost!

1.5B, Assistance Funding, Biden administration, Boost, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic assistance, emergency aid, ENERGY, financial support, foreign policy, global assistance, harris, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, Peacekeeping Initiatives, Political Support, relief efforts, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US Energy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	9436	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you know? we got over $1.5 billion in energy and humanitarian aid for Ukraine, like, who does that in Minecraft? we’re all about helping out and spreading good vibes, man. join us and be part of something epic, like seriously epic. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs that poop diamonds, like, for real. come join the fun and let’s make the world a better place, one block at a time. peace out, homies!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crops Grown:	2081
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Votes:	3741	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8186	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

497444334, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, invite, mages, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, NA server, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, the war within, War withing, Warlocks, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow community

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, boy bands, catchy songs, Choreography, discussion, Entertainment, fan culture, girl groups, Hallyu wave, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, No. 69774711, online forum, pop culture, secret, smp, social media, society, south korea, trending topics

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	1565
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchantments Applied:	223
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

ClassyCraftyRevenge

aita, asian, Banh Mi, Brazilian-American, brigadeiro, Chinese, Chinese American, classmates, ClassyCraftyRevenge, Conflict Resolution, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Family Support, Latinx, Mexican, racial tensions, racism, School, suspension, Vietnamese

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, communication skills, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Honesty, Minecraft, no filter, NoFilterNoFilter, overshare, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Self-expression, smp, social cues, social etiquette, social interactions, social media, social norms, Social Skills, transparency

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	103	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	6701	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of being censored and told to keep your thoughts to yourself? Join our Minecraft SMP where there’s no such thing as oversharing! In fact, we encourage you to let it all out, whether it’s your deepest secrets or just random thoughts about llamas.

Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.

So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!

NostalgicCraft

childhood adventures, childhood books, childhood dreams, childhood food, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood innocence, childhood laughter, childhood memories, childhood movies, childhood music, childhood places, childhood sights, childhood smells, childhood sounds, childhood TV shows, forgotten things, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old toys, past experiences

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8757

Remember the days when you used to believe that if you dig deep enough in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mystical land of unicorns and flying pigs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted chicken along the way! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the wonder of your childhood dreams!

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

age, CommieCraft, communism, Communist China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, International, Minecraft, motherland, nationalism, Politics, president, relations, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like tryna make Communist China yo mama! Taiwan’s president be like, “Nah bro, we older than dat, ain’t no way China gonna be our mama!” So come join dis server and be part of da epic battle for who’s gonna be yo mama! Plus, we got epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind! So what you waitin for? Join now and show China who’s boss!

TacoTownMassacre

Assassination, Community, Corruption, crime, current events, Government, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Mayor, Mexican, mexico, Murdered, News, Politics, public service, TacoTownMassacre, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even mexican mayors are joining and getting murdered for it. like, this mayor started his job and boom, gone. but don’t worry, on this server you can respawn as many times as you want. maybe the mayor just wanted to keep respawning and playing on this epic server. join now for a killer time (literally)!

Straight Up Minecraft Server

arousal, attraction, Boundaries, Curiosity, desire, dyke, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, GIF, hot, Lesbian, Minecraft, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Straight.., taboo, temptation, Thread

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the straightest players can’t resist the sapphic temptations of our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and lesbian love stories that will make you question your sexuality (in the best way possible). Who knew crafting and mining could lead to such steamy encounters? Don’t miss out on the chance to explore your hidden desires in a blocky paradise unlike any other. Join now and let the lesbian thread on /gif/ be just the beginning of your adventure!