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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1549 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 68 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
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