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Fired Faggot Minecraft Server

career, controversy, discrimination, employment, equality, FAGGOT, FIRED, HR, Job, LGBTQ, Management, Minecraft, Professionalism, Server, Termination, Workplace

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	320344
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to epic dance battles for rare loot.

So why is this faggot not fired yet? Because he’s the mastermind behind all the chaos and hilarity on our server! Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for the exploding chickens… they’re everywhere.

Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1912

appstore, Bygone Days Ishmael, Company, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, Devyat North Section, don quixote, download links, Ego, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Limbust, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, Noon of Violet, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Red Eyes & Penitence Ryōshū, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, Rodion, season 4, Sinner info, smp, Solemn Lament Gregor, Solemn Lament Yi Sang, Steam, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Walpurgis Night

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3567
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	288	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	513645	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even Walpurgis Nights that will make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! This game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect spoilers and mind-bending mysteries around every corner. And don’t forget to download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam so you can join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with EGOs, Sinners, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

HypocriteCraft Minecraft Server

anger issues, biological kids, custody battle, Donor, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Fatherhood, friend drama, Hypocrite, HypocriteCraft, joint custody, legal action, Minecraft, objective opinions, parenting decisions, relationship complications, Server, suing, Tough Decisions, tough love, truth telling, unresolved feelings

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where Brad [28/m] is on a mission to sue for joint custody of his 1-year-old daughter from Lisa [mid-20s/f], who is now engaged to her ex-boyfriend, John. It’s a soap opera in the making, folks! Will Brad succeed in his quest for custody, or will Lisa and John raise the baby in peace, away from Brad’s clutches? Only time will tell on this server full of surprises.

But that’s not all – we’ve got friends turning against each other, accusations flying left and right, and a whole lot of drama llama action going on. Strap in for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through the chaos and try to make sense of it all.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness such a juicy storyline unfold right before your eyes? It’s like watching a reality show, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who doesn’t love a good dose of drama to spice up their gaming experience?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship, love, and the power of a good old-fashioned Minecraft feud. See you there, drama llamas!

WeddingWoesNoDough

anger, burden, college fund, DEBT, family, finances, financial responsibility, Golden Child, guilt tripped, loans, middle class, overreacting, Promises, Resentment, scholarships, Selfishness, sibling, ungrateful, Wedding, WeddingWoesNoDough

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Love Letters Sent:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where you can truly be appreciated? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise not to steal your college fund for a lavish wedding!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your parents using your hard-earned money for someone else’s special day. No more student loans, no more part-time jobs – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be free from financial burdens, but you’ll also get to witness outrageous family drama unfold right before your eyes. Watch as parents beg for money, siblings fight over who should contribute, and relatives guilt-trip you into bailing them out. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life. Build, explore, and laugh at the absurdity of it all. Who needs a college fund when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, America, CONSERVATIVE, domestic terrorism, Eating, extremism, fake news, IED threats, Minecraft, Misinformation, openly admitted, pet, pet eating story, Plan, Politics, proud boys, republican party, Republicans of America, Server, springfield, Stopping, terror marches, Vance, Vances, violence, Why not

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1639	Villages Defended:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

YemeniYeehawMC

air raid sirens, ballistic missile, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense system, geopolitical crisis, global tensions, Houthis, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military escalation, missile attack, missile defense, Panic, regional conflict, security threat, War, Yemen, YemeniYeehawMC

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dragons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ballistic missiles being fired by houthis in yemen hitting central israel for the first time, causing PANIC but also lots of FUN! build your own missile launch site and defend against incoming attacks while trying to survive in a world gone MAD! join now for the most explosive gameplay experience you’ll ever have in minecraft, guaranteed! BOOM!

SkibidiMine – Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server

Accept, against, apply, banner, Bro, Cheaters, description, image, IRL, Join, Lazy, Link, Minecraft, Server, SkibidiMine, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	9596
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	89
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Hi, do you want to join our server? Well, yeah, bro, follow the irl link, apply to ds and they’ll accept you, we’re a vanilla server, we’re against cheaters

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

air battles, base bombing rewards, battle, Battle of Britain, blocky, dank bants., fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, jet battles, MEC, Minecraft, official site, old forums archive, Server, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, war thunder, weapon systems, Wiki

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6334	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever – Battle of Britain Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is like no other. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild party 24/7!

Secondly, our official site is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle it out with War Thunder planes while riding on dragons. It’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

And don’t even get me started on the fan-created content. We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks and have tamed Ender Dragons as their pets. It’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Netherworld down there too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, we’ll meet again. And when we do, it’s going to be epic!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!