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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4627 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
| Crops Grown: | 1884 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like a psychedelic dream mixed with a comedy show, where you never know what wacky adventure awaits around the corner.
Join us for epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato, battling a horde of zombie chickens, or building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – our moderators are actually unicorns with laser eyes that shoot rainbows of justice.
So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!
