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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1369 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
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