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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5810 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 277 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 223 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
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