| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4679 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
mc.flowsurvival.org
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8077 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4934 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3745 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6473 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9125 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2389 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3161 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 142 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 23 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Survival Mode Like Never Before Survive, thrive, and conquer! Dive into a rich survival world where creativity meets challenge.
Dynamic Economy: Trade resources with others or sell them to NPCs to amass wealth. Custom Biomes: Explore breathtaking landscapes that redefine the Minecraft wilderness. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own marketplace and dominate the economy. Epic Dungeons Plunge into the depths of perilous dungeons filled with treasures and danger!
23.109.14.196
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6905 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!
total-anarchy.us
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3249 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 94 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2083 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.
