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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6990 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 91 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
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