HappyCraft: Where Creepers Smile and Endermen Dance! LOL

0s and 1s, arrangement, claimable, Copyright, CREEPERS, Dance, data, endermen, free, Happy, HappyCraft, Humanity, ideas, illegal, intellectual property, Jewish construct, lol, ownership, Piracy, Pirate, pixels, profit, Projection, Reality, Satanist Jews, Smile

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the pirate life like no other! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – intellectual property is just a made-up concept by the Illuminati lizard people to control us. That’s right, on our server, we pirate everything and own everything we pirate because who needs to pay for stuff when you can just take it, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. We believe that certain arrangements of pixels or 0s and 1s are not illegal because they don’t actually exist in reality. Mind blown, right? So come join us and stick it to the man by not giving a single dollar to those Satanist Jews who want to profit off of what should be free and open to everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show the world that we won’t be controlled by the powers that be. Plus, we have some pretty epic builds and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours. See you in the game, matey!

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

catastrophe, CraftyPutinsDisaster, diplomatic tensions, government response, historical event, international relations, investigation, Kursk, leadership failure, media coverage, memorial, military incompetence, Minecraft, naval tragedy, political blame, public outcry, putin, Remembrance, russia, Server, submarine disaster, tragedy aftermath, Zelensky

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Star Shards Collected:	253	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

accident, Army, Attack, Conflict, convoy, Defense, Destroys, Destruction, forces, Helicopter, Hits, Incident, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, mishap, mistake, mistakenly, Msta-S, russia, Russian, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

CEREAL, chowder recipe, ChowderCraft, Clam chowder, comfort food, Cooking, creamy, creamy chowder, creamy soup, DELICIOUS, Hearty, homemade, milk, milk-based soup, new england, recipe, Savory, seafood, seafood soup, Soup, Traditional

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

Annals of Internal Medicine, Chronic illness, Covid-19, CovidCraft, diagnostic, diagnostic test, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, lingering symptoms, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, medical journal, Medical research, pandemic, patient care, post-acute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2, public health, recovery process, researchers, study

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

Adults, Allowed, BarebonesMP, Cheating, Community, Creative, Discord, discrimination, Events, Griefing, HACKING, Kids, Map Reset, Minecraft, mob farms, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, respectful, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ores Mined:	3851	Players Killed by Monsters:	3105
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

14 years old, acting strange, Anonymity, Gaming Community, gaming habits, Having Fun, Identity, Minecraft, online behavior, online experiences, online gaming, online identity, online persona, personal growth, playing online video games, pretending to be a girl, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social interactions, stupid, virtual world, yos..

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	734198	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5705	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Alien Abductions:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, brother, BrotherlyGrudge, class disruption, college, derailed life, family, guidance counselor, high school, homelessness, kicked out, mad, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, parents, personal property, Resentment, Server, smoking weed, unresolved conflict, Upset

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	299
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Votes:	6524	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3698
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

ChattingCraft, Closure, Communication, coping, death, emotional, family, Farewell, final words, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, last moments, Loss, love, Memories, regret, relationships, Remembrance, RIP, smp, Support

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Crops Grown:	7126	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

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