09.20.2016 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

anger, babysitter, BETRAYAL, child support, custody, disgust, estranged, family, forgiveness, foster care, FosterCraft, Grandchild, Help, infertility, love, moms, nephew, Niece, regret, Resentment, selfless, Struggle, Therapy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3854
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite guilty pleasure, favorite guilty pleasure artist, favorite guilty pleasure music, favorite guilty pleasure song, favorite playlist, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tunes, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure artist, guilty pleasure genre, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure playlist, guilty pleasure song, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tunes, MineCraftMixtape, Music, music guilty pleasure

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Votes:	7852
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9041
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	4277
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Star Shards Collected:	102	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ores Mined:	4942	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!