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Swap Chat Minecraft Server

average person, Chat, critical thinking, human interaction, Minecraft, moron, political discourse, political implications, public opinion, public service, public transportation, Server, societal contribution, societal expectations, societal importance, societal issues, societal roles, societal value, Swap, Tram driver, useless eater, useless resource drains

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Hop on our Minecraft server where even the tram drivers are questioning the meaning of life! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through deep philosophical discussions while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs humans when you have a community of gamers ready to conquer the virtual world? Join us and discover the true meaning of existence…or just have a good laugh with fellow players who are just as confused as you are. Let’s build a world where being a “useless eater” is actually a compliment!

Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

amusement, anticipation, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, humor, Humorist, Humorous, LAUGH, Minecraft, series, Show, Sitcom, smp, television, Television Show, TV, Waiting, WIT

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7168	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	67	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and wild events!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical skills to win epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” event where you can dress up in fancy outfits and attend a glamorous party with your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else.

ShadowBird Minecraft SMP

#my hero academia, Anime, creepy, Dark, dark hero, dark powers, Darkness, distrust, Evil, fear, feathers, Fumikage Tokoyami, Hero, Intimidating, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, Scary, ShadowBird, Sinister, smp, suspicious, trust issues, Villain

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got heroes who look more evil than the actual villains, making you question who the real bad guys are. Join us if you want to be constantly on edge, never knowing who to trust or who might stab you in the back (literally). And hey, if you’re looking for a reason to hate someone, we’ve got plenty of sketchy characters to choose from. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

advice, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating struggles, Dating success, dating tips, finding love, Girlfriend, love, meeting people, Minecraft, online dating, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Server, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4361

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

activism, activism in Malaysia, citizens’ rights, civil disobedience, current events, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur protest, lumpur, Malaysia, March, Minecraft, peaceful protest, political movement, protest, protest march, public gathering, smp, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

Characters, characters we couldn’t save, couldn’t save, couldnt, Good, Good characters, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Save, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!