070 shake Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlueLaserCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer!! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).

so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!

Crafty Clown Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Once upon a time, a group of derpy pandas took over the server and declared themselves as the ruling class. They made everyone wear silly hats and dance the Macarena every hour on the hour. It was pure pandemonium!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pandas and establish a chicken dictatorship. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or pledge your allegiance to the panda overlords? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So come on down to National Disgrace & Buffoonery, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world!

JajaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely out of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!). Our map is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have a special area called “Possum House” where you can hang out with a bunch of friendly possums who will teach you how to do the possum dance (trust us, it’s a sight to see). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can explore the mysterious Yapokattropellados edition, where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare yourself for the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockBinge Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and jaw-dropping builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to see what all the fuss is about.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most mind-blowing, heart-pounding, pants-wetting Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell your friends.

CreeperCustodian

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Have you ever tried being a creeper therapist? Yeah, imagine trying to calm down those explosive personalities all day long. But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions (but don’t worry, they’re just for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those creeper therapy sessions behind!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult… I mean, family. We have weekly meetings where we gather around the virtual campfire and discuss the holy scriptures of Notch. And don’t worry, if you ever run into trouble, our moderators are like guardian angels, ready to swoop in and banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of block-building together!

BrotherlyLMAO Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8641	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Yes, you heard that right – a cake house! And guess what? The creepers couldn’t resist the sweet temptation and ended up blowing it all to smithereens! But don’t worry, we have a team of expert builders who can help you rebuild your cake house (or any other crazy creation) in no time.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Enderman”? Rumor has it that if you find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll drop a diamond block as a prize. But be warned, his moves are out of this world!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And remember, if someone asks you who this guy is, just say “he’s over with me brother” – it’s our secret code for a good time!

BoysTripMC Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2172	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7847

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	6

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!