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FoilFiasco Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, bbq, belittling, cold food, Communication, degrading, dinner delivery, feelings, foil in microwave, FoilFiasco, husband and wife, Intentions, kitchen safety, Marriage, microwave safety, Minecraft, misunderstandings, relationships, Server, smart enough

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Towns Built:	10	New Chunks Explored:	569473
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and misunderstandings! Just like the time I tried to warn my wife about foil in her microwaveable dinner and she thought I was insulting her intelligence. But don’t worry, on our server, we promise to always have your back and never make you feel belittled (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come join us for some epic adventures and maybe even some cold BBQ! Who knows what kind of craziness will happen next on our server!

WeddingCrasherCuisine

aubergine, carbs, Catering, Cheeses, eggplant, Food, Hunger, implication, meat eater, menu, mini fridge, pasteurised, Pregnant, Rude, sandwiches, SNACKS, vegan, Vegetarian, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCuisine

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of attending weddings with boring vegan menus that leave you feeling hangry and unsatisfied? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the excitement!

We offer a variety of virtual food options, from pixelated burnt aubergine to questionable cheeses that may or may not be pasteurized. And don’t worry about those intense bursts of pregnancy hunger, we’ve got plenty of carbs to satisfy your cravings.

Forget about rude brides and judgmental guests, on our server, you can eat to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye. So grab your virtual mini fridge, stock up on sandwiches and snacks, and join us for a wedding celebration that lasts for eternity (or at least until the server crashes).

Don’t be the rude one at the wedding, be the life of the party on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

can’t believe it, CraftyCatastrophe, disbelief, eXtraordinary, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, life changing, life-altering, mind blown, Minecraft, moment, oh shit, OVERWHELMING, pinch me, pivotal moment, reality sinking in, realization, Server, shock, Surprise, surreal, this is really happening, turning point, unexpected, wow factor

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8580	Ores Mined:	9394
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons? That’s the kind of crazy unexpected moments you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and plenty of surprises that will make you go “Oh shit, this is really happening?!” Trust us, you won’t regret joining this madness-filled Minecraft server!

BlockyBedroomDrama

BlockyBedroomDrama, Communication, compatibility, deal breaker, emotional connection, Intimacy, Partnership, physical connection, relationship, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, sex drive, sexual chemistry, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, sexual expectations, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner is off building dirt houses? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that boosts your sex drive to match your partner’s! No more awkward conversations about differing libidos, just pure mining and crafting bliss together. Join now and never worry about sexual compatibility in Minecraft again!

Hungry4Craft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic intervention, eastern europe, energy supply, escalates, EU action, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, Hungry4Craft, international relations, Minecraft, oil trade, political tension, Russian oil, sanctions, Server, spat, Ukraine

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even hungary is demanding action against it? yeah, that’s right, this server is so fire, it’s causing international drama with russia and ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could be so powerful, amirite?

join us and be part of the chaos as we build, mine, and battle our way through epic adventures. plus, u never know when u might accidentally start a political crisis. it’s all in a day’s work on this server.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server on the internet. hungary and russia can’t handle us, and neither can u! let’s do this!

B52Craft: NATO Air Base Raid

Air, American military, Aviation, B-52 Bombers, B52Craft, base, Cold War era, Defense, eastern europe, historic landing, historic moment, international relations, long range bombers, Main Eastern Air Base, Military Aircraft, nato, NATO mission, Raid, Romania, SECURITY, strategic alliance, transatlantic partnership, US

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have B-52 bombers landing for the first time ever in romania but in minecraft world!!! fly around in these massive planes and drop TNT on unsuspecting players, watch out for the creeper explosions though, they might blow up your ride! join now for the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, just make sure to wear your blast-proof armor!

PirateSurvivor_Server

Adventure, arrested, BETRAYAL, British merchantman Princess, caribbean sea, Escape, escape plan, fictional character, jack sparrow, johnny depp, movie character, Naval Officer, orlando bloom, Pirate, Pirates of the Caribbean, PirateSurvivor_Server, Shipwreck, shirtless, survivor, Traitor, Will Turner

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	6828
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

come join our minecraft server and pretend you’re will turner taking off his shirt after a shipwreck! we don’t care if you’re a traitor, we just want survivors! who needs the british when you can join our crew of misfits and build the most epic pirate ship the world has ever seen! sail the high seas, pillage villages, and maybe even find some buried treasure (or just some diamonds, that works too). so what are you waiting for? set sail for adventure on our server and let’s make some hilarious pirate shenanigans together!

ChimpChatCraft

Analysis, Animal Behavior, Behavior, chimpanzees, ChimpChatCraft, Communication, Conversations, EAST AFRICA, Evolution, Gestures, humans, intelligence, Language, non verbal, PRIMATES, quick-fire, research, Similarities, Social, study, Wild

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got chimpanzees communicatin’ like humans up in dis bih! imagine talkin’ to a chimp while buildin’ ur epic castle, they be throwin’ gestures like nobody’s business. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft communication, fam. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda wildness anywhere else, so come join da fun and get ready for some serious monkey business! 🐒🤪 #chimpinainteasy #minecraftmadness

Futuria

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Factions, long term, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Projects, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	7402	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3625	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

For anyone who dreams of doing big projects on a long-term server! Futuria a survival server in 1.21 Available under discord presentation

futuria.mine.fun:25632

OrbisMc

Earth, Earth Map, Geopolitics, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, PvE, PvP, Realism, Roleplay, Server, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Unlike your regular towny server, we have geopolitics, an earth map, and most importantly realism, so if you ever liked mods, this is your server

DISCLOSURE WE DO NOT REQUIRE MODS

play.orbismc.com