039za Minecraft Servers

039za Minecraft Servers

  • FedexDriverSuck Minecraft Server

    FedexDriverSuck Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 4393
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Votes: 9295
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you a workout while you play? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of carrying 60lb dumbbells up a virtual driveway while dodging angry FedEx delivery guys! It’s the only server where you can build and fight your way to victory while also getting ripped in the process. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show that FedEx guy who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FireworkFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FireworkFrenzy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 8315
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Love Letters Sent: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as explosive as a 4th of July fireworks show? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even your dog mom sister-in-law’s fur baby would be shook!

    Join us for a blast of a time with fireworks that will make your neighbor’s rivalry look like child’s play. And don’t worry, we promise not to shut down the fun at 10:30pm – we’re partying all night long!

    So come on over and bring your dog, your cat, your pet rock – we don’t discriminate! Just be prepared for a wild ride that even your brother can’t resist. Join now for a host of a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft: No +1 Glam Squad

    WeddingCraft: No +1 Glam Squad
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 1640
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Secret Passages Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most unexpected guests are treated like royalty! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and glamour, just like the time my mother-in-law demanded to have her makeup and hair done for my wedding, even though she’s not a bridesmaid and I’ve only met her once.

    But fear not, for on this server, everyone gets pampered like a princess, even if it means causing chaos and confusion for the makeup and hair stylists. So come join us for a wedding day experience like no other, where you never know who might show up demanding to be beautified!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TurnOnTurnOff Minecraft Server

    TurnOnTurnOff Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 8971
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

    Join us if you’re into turning off the lights before you mine diamonds, because darkness is your best friend. Or maybe you get a thrill out of building your house right next to a creeper spawner, because who needs peace and quiet anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you die, you respawn as a chicken for 5 minutes. Why? Because why not! It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as weird and wacky as you are, come join us and embrace your inner oddball. Who knows, you might just find that being a little different is the most fun you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPervs: Depravity Edition

    PixelPervs: Depravity Edition
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1041
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8459 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we take things to a whole new level of depravity! Witness players doing the most outrageous and NSFW things you can imagine, from building giant phallic structures to organizing naked dance parties in the town square. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back from the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server

    CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 5543
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more drama than Ukraine and Russia combined! Forget about peace talks, we got Yermak commenting on Trump’s latest statement while building giant pixel art of their faces!

    Join us for the wildest adventure of your life, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles or team up to take down the Ender Dragon like a boss.

    We promise you’ll have more fun than a political summit gone wrong, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SettleCraft: WestBank Turbo

    SettleCraft: WestBank Turbo
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 7557
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? do u like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? well do i got the server for u! come join us on this epic server where we build the most insane settlements in all of minecraft history!

    we got land grabs bigger than u have ever seen before! we are like israel turbocharging west bank settlement expansion but in minecraft! we are taking over the virtual world one block at a time! join us and be a part of the craziest land grab in decades!

    we got crazy stories to tell about our adventures in minecraft. like that time we found a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold! or that other time we rode pigs off a cliff just for fun! u never know what kind of wild and wacky shenanigans will happen on our server!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in all of minecraft! we can’t wait to see u there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FiresideFiasco

    FiresideFiasco
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 5287
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Farms Harvested: 715
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 4291
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where things are never on fire? well guess what, fire is on things on this server! u can watch as fire dances on buildings, trees, and even other players! it’s a fiery fiesta up in here! come join us and see the magic of fire on things for yourself! who needs boring old regular fire when u can have fire on things?! join now and experience the heat! 🔥🔥🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TwitCraft2022: AZ Election Madness

    TwitCraft2022: AZ Election Madness
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 7210
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the drama is more intense than the 2022 U.S. midterm elections! Our chief election officer (who also happens to be a Minecraft pro) gets more hate tweets than anyone else in the game. Like, seriously, over 30% of all tweets are straight up aggressive! It’s like a PvP battle in the Twitterverse, but with blocks and creepers instead of words and hashtags. Join us for the ultimate showdown and see if you can survive the chaos! Let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The ‘Miney McMineface – No Clans, Just Pixels, Bedrock fools welcome!

    The ‘Miney McMineface – No Clans, Just Pixels, Bedrock fools welcome!
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 129
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⛏ The ‘Minelanders ⛏

    Server Address mc.minelanders.com
    Version 1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
    Discord https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

    Overview:

    We have launched the 6th Summer Server Edition of the server two weeks ago! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a lovely Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. So whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or even just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. And any time you’re ready to start – survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!

    Community Night!

    Every few weeks we host a custom made map/ event for the community! This version’s first community night will be this Saturday. Players will have to survive in a twisting labyrinth, both from the monsters and each other. All the while discovering what hidden secrets lay inside, and maybe even find a way to escape?

    Vanilla Reimagined

    General Information We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but feel some aspects of the game have not been properly balanced to allow for vanilla to flourish. Through the use plugins and extensive player feedback we have rebalanced Elytras, autofarms, and more. No longer is there one “right” way to play, as we have allowed for all sorts of other forms of gameplay to be valid!

    Features:

    • We offer plot protection in four sizes for in-game currency. You have to earn them! Note: Plots intentionally do NOT protect chests – only blocks.
    • We have player shop chests available to sell things to other players. Our admin shops are already set up for players to earn money.
    • We have clans, which allow you to team up with existing players or make your own clan with your friends.
    • The map size is limited to keep players relatively close – but it is still spacious with a 6k block diameter, which was just expanded with the release of 1.21 . The Nether has been increased in size (3:1 ratio rather than 8:1) to compensate for the smaller map.
    • Donations to keep the server running are welcome, but give no in game advantages.

    Rules:

    1. Play in good faith
    2. Be respectful of other players
    3. No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
    4. Griefing is allowed, Lavacasting is not
    5. No cheating
    6. Alt accounts must be known to staff
    7. No releasing personal information about another player
    8. Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

    Pictures from the last edition of the server:

    Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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