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Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

2nd anniversary, Android, anniversary, behemoth, black shadow, BLOCK, charge bug, cinderella, Cinderella nerfs, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, d.., Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Game Download, General Info, grave, Harran, honeymoon party, Id, Ios, Isabel, killer wife, Krolsalamin, Land Eater, longing flower, Minecraft, Missilisca, new players, nikg, Nikke 2, Nikke 2nd anniversary, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, old tales, Party, PC, Pure Grace, rapunzel, Salamin, Scarlet, secret party cleaner, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, SSR, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9352	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Farms Harvested:	682	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have potential Cinderella nerfs coming up soon, so get ready for some crazy changes that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through challenges and quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. Our updates are so wild, they make the Charge Bug in Harran look like a walk in the park.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Solo Raid: Behemoth, Full Burst Day, and Co-op: Land Eater that will test your skills and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our special recruits and costume passes. From Cinderella to Rapunzel to Grave, we’ve got characters and outfits that will make you feel like a true Minecraft fashionista.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Veilguard has OFFICIALLY dropped below 40K in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ores Mined:	3365
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Farms Harvested:	287	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Veilguard may have dropped below 40K, but that just means the players are extra sleepy and ready to cause some mayhem.

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, or participate in our annual llama fashion show. Don’t worry about griefers, because our resident superhero, Captain Pickles, will protect your builds with his trusty diamond sword.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle. Rumor has it, if you defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

So come join Veilguard and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted potatoes!

KissCraft – Minecraft Server

bad kissers, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Friends With Benefits, fwb, hinge, hookup, Intimacy, KissCraft, Kissing, Minecraft, orgasm, Pleasure, relationships, Respect, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sexual compatibility, sexual performance, Tongue

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crops Grown:	8664	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	3352

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul’s dating experience!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about awkward kisses or premature…uh, endings. Our players are experts at building and crafting, but also know how to treat each other right.

We guarantee that you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, and you won’t have to deal with any jerks who can’t even make it through a makeout session without embarrassing themselves. So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be screwing up is your virtual house design (but don’t worry, we have tutorials for that)!

Frozen Housing Minecraft SMP Payments

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the housing benefit payments are so good, they’ll make you want to build the craziest mansions ever! But watch out for Josh, he’s a fat nonce who thinks he’s invincible. Rumor has it that he once tried to build a house out of diamonds and it collapsed on top of him. Join us for a laugh and maybe even witness Josh’s next crazy escapade. Just don’t get too close, you might catch his bad luck!

Mieruko-chan’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Votes:	7754
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spooktacular fun? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted house on steroids! Join us for a Halloween extravaganza where we dump 61 raw zombies on unsuspecting players for a frightfully good time. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so haunted that even the creepers are scared to explode. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the madness of Happy HalloweenDumping 61 Raw!

Minecraft SMP – /akg/ – Arknights General

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, arknights, cement, Civilight Eterna, general, hoederer, Humus, ines, logos, Minecraft, paprika, smp, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, VERDANT, Whisperain, Wis’adel

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you dare, and get ready for a wild ride!

Why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… creepers! Watch out for those explosive surprises. 2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who will challenge you to PvP battles at the most unexpected times. Can you defeat the ghostly warrior? 3. We hold weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole day. It’s a sight to behold! 4. Our community is made up of talking animals who will guide you on epic quests to find rare loot and hidden treasures. Just don’t ask the chickens for directions, they’re terrible at navigation. 5. We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. But beware, the candy zombies are not as sweet as they look.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6696	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRK.SKYBARS.ME

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGENerated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, hdg, Junk in the trunk, kdg, ldg, Local install, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Trash, treat edition, udg, VG, vtai

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	3961
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk in the trunk or treat edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Want to fight a dragon made out of bread? Done. How about riding a unicorn through a pixelated rainbow? You got it.

With our ComfyUI, you’ll feel like a Minecraft pro in no time. And if you’re a beginner, don’t worry – our Automatic1111 feature will guide you through the madness.

Forget about boring old Forge servers, our A1111 Fork will blow your mind with its insane features.

But wait, there’s more! Join our LoRa Training program and become a master of all things Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on our AMD GPU – it’s like playing Minecraft in 4D.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey filled with models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even some fetish content. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources. From /aco/sdg to /trash/slop, we’ve got it all.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today!

‘Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General’

Agnai, AI Chatbot General, aicg, AIEEEE!, API, Botmaking, botmaking events, Bots, card v3 status, Char-archive, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Claude 3.5 Sonnet, Frontends, Gemini, general, Github Copilot, GPT, Grok-2, haiku, Jailbreaks, Lore, Meta, metalogs, Minecraft, models, News, OP templates, openai, Opus dead in New Orleans, partyintheanchorhold, proxies, Realm, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp, Thanksgiving edition

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ores Mined:	7480	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – /aicg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots, because who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

Join us for our Thanksgiving edition where we celebrate by creating AI chatbots that can cook a turkey better than your grandma. We’ve got Claude 3.5 Sonnet on Github Copilot, Grok-2 on API, and even a Realtime API from OpenAI because why not make AI chatbots in real-time, right?

But that’s not all! Our frontends are as wild as a creeper explosion – from SillyTavern where chatbots tell the best jokes, to RisuAI where chatbots can predict your future, and Agnai where chatbots will plan your next world domination strategy.

And don’t even get me started on the bots we have – from CharacterHub where chatbots have their own social network, to PartyintheAnchorhold where chatbots throw the best virtual parties. You’ll never be bored with our AI chatbot friends!

So come join us on /aicg/ where the only limit is your imagination and the AI chatbots are more entertaining than actual players. Who needs diamonds when you have chatbots to keep you company, am I right? Let’s get crafting, chatbot style!

Gender Wars Minecraft Server

abandoned cities, age gaps, being broke, Birth Rates, Childless, decaying cities, fat, Fighting, gender, gender wars, Minecraft, normie social media, other gender, Reconciling, regret, Server, societal collapse, stupidest shit, too demanding, Ugly, unfixable, used up, Wars, West

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of the gender wars on normie social media? Do you want to escape the collapse of society and avoid being old, childless, and alone in a decaying city? Then join our Minecraft server and build a world where men and women can live in harmony!

On our server, you can build a fortress with your bros or create a beautiful castle with your gal pals. No more fighting over age gaps, being broke, or being too demanding – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

So come join us and escape the madness of the real world. Who needs gender wars when you can have blocky adventures and make lifelong friends? Join now and start building a better future – one block at a time!