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ZapCraft Minecraft Server

Accidents, Awareness, baked, Ban, Caution, children, children’s health, Crisp, drug use, education, electrical hazards, Electrocuted, emergency situations, FITS, kitchen safety, Minecraft, parenting, Prevention, Safety, Server, toaster ovens, Warning, ZapCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of your kids getting zapped by toaster ovens and turning into crispy critters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and ban drug use to protect your little ones from becoming human toasties! Our server is a safe haven where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of kitchen appliances coming to life and attacking you. So come on down and join us for some electrifyingly fun times!

Election Day Madness Minecraft SMP

Day, economic indicators, election, financial news, investing, madness, market analysis, market behavior, market fluctuations, market manipulation, market performance, market predictions, market psychology, market sentiment, market speculation, market timing, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, Minecraft, price action, smp, stock market, Trading Strategies

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mines Excavated:	4039	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community so wild you’ll be questioning if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve entered a parallel universe. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the government and the only way to defeat it is by wearing a tinfoil hat while singing the national anthem backwards. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Back in the Day Minecraft Server

10 years old, back in the day, binge watching, Character development, childhood memories, currently watching, Day, enjoyable viewing experience, episode 8, first episode, futuristic, interesting ideas, Minecraft, Mystery, Nostalgia, pleasantly surprised, plot twists, Sci Fi, Server, Suspenseful, Tone, tv show, unexpected twists.

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching your favorite TV show – you might not understand everything at first, but you’ll be hooked before you know it!

Join our server and embark on an epic adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat! From mysterious quests to thrilling challenges, you’ll never know what to expect next. And just like binge-watching your favorite show, you won’t be able to stop playing once you start.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the excitement and intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. Get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you pleasantly surprised and wanting more!

> You think Donald Trump bombed on Joe… Minecraft SMP

Analysis, BOMBED, commentary, controversial, critique, current events, debate, Donald, donald trump, election, Entertainment, interview, Joe, joe rogan, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Performance, Podcast, Politics, president, public figure, smp, social media, trump

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Potions Brewed:	77
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the ultimate showdown between Donald Trump and Joe Rogan in a virtual world! Will Trump build a wall around Joe’s base or will Joe roast him with his epic redstone creations? Find out on our server, where politics and podcasts collide in a hilarious battle for supremacy! Don’t miss out on the chance to see these two legends go head-to-head in the most epic Minecraft showdown of all time!

Crafty B /b/ Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, attention seeking, attention-grabbing, controversial posts, Crafty, daily posts, digital footprint, forum, internet culture, meme, message board, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online persona, online presence, provocative content, repetitive content, Server, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Towns Built:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Are you tired of /b/ not being able to handle your epic Minecraft skills? Well, look no further because this server is the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join us and start making the same posts every single day to assert your dominance in the most hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a meme war that will go down in internet history! Join now and let the chaos begin!

B L E A C H – Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, BETRAYAL, Bleach, Character development, Emotional rollercoaster, Et tu Ishida, friendship, Ichigo kurosaki, japanese manga, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, plot twists, Quincy, Rukia Kuchiki, shinigami, shonen jump, smp, Soul Society, Supernatural, Tite Kubo

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy! That’s right, these llamas have their own currency and you better believe they mean business.

But that’s not all, we also have a group of ninja villagers who protect the server from any griefers or trolls. They move so fast, you won’t even see them coming until it’s too late!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Et tu, Ishida…?

Sushi Craft Minecraft Server

Bilingual, Craft, culture, Daily Life, discussion, Japan, japanese, Language, learning, Minecraft, Server, sushi, travel, スレッド, バイリンガル, 学習, 文化, 旅行, 日常生活, 日本, 日本語, 日本語学習, 英語, 討論

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3908
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build your wildest dreams and battle creepers with your friends! Join us for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and turns your enemies into chickens.

Our server is like a virtual Japan, where you can immerse yourself in the language, culture, and daily life of this amazing country. Speak Japanese with your fellow players and learn new phrases while crafting epic castles and sushi restaurants.

In our last epic battle, a group of players rode into battle on giant sushi rolls and defeated the Ender Dragon with a barrage of ramen noodles. Will you be the next hero to save our server from destruction?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember to declare your allegiance to our server before making a new thread, and don’t forget to share the next link with your fellow adventurers. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Mormonism and Anime Fanatics

Anime, anime influence, association, cultural impact, fanatics, growth, harems, idealized, Join, Main character, male mind, Media influence, Minecraft, mormonism, Normalization, POLYGAMY, religious beliefs, selling points, smp, societal norms, word polygamy, young minds, youth culture

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2275
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a community that understands the true power of anime harems and polygamy? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we explore the wild world of Minecraft while discussing the rise of Mormonism and its connection to anime harems. Who knew that watching anime could lead to joining a polygamous cult? But hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

So come on, join our server and let’s dive deep into the world of harems, polygamy, and pixelated adventures. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret connection between anime and Mormonism while building your dream castle. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

SolarTime server Minecraft

Anarchy, banner, Donations, Events, free case, Friends, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, SolarTime, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ores Mined:	591	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

SolarTime anarchy for you and your friends free free case

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””> Filian But Boring Minecraft Server””

Boring, filian, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is FILIAN-TASTIC! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. It was a wild and wacky adventure that they never wanted to end! So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious hijinks you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the filian fun begin!