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From Lynching to Crafting: Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a history more twisted than a pretzel on a rollercoaster! Join us if you want to experience a world where the tables have turned so much, they’re doing the limbo. Our server is like a time machine on steroids, where you can witness the evolution of human relationships from “I hate you because of your skin color” to “I love you because of your skin color…in a totally not creepy way, I swear!”

But wait, there’s more! We have factions dedicated to reenacting historical events in the most bizarre ways possible. Want to join the faction where you can roleplay as a white person who is actually happy to see a black person dating their daughter? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Or maybe you’re more into the faction where you can pretend to be a black man who is just trying to navigate the complexities of a world where everyone suddenly wants to be your friend? We’ve got that too!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knew that a game about building blocks could also be a crash course in the insanity of human history? Come for the gameplay, stay for the existential crisis.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Goat SPACE ASS Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6315	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to Goat ASS, the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is literally a giant goat’s butt. Yes, you heard that right. You’ll spawn right in the middle of a massive goat’s derriere, because why not?

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but goat poop. That’s right, you can trade in piles of goat droppings for rare items and resources. Just don’t ask where we get all that poop from…

3. The server owner is actually a goat in disguise. Rumor has it that they can type with their hooves and build epic structures with their horns. Don’t question it, just go with it.

4. We have regular events where players compete in goat-themed challenges, like goat racing, goat milking, and goat yoga. It’s a wild and wacky time for all involved.

5. The Nether on our server is not filled with lava and dangerous mobs, but with endless fields of rainbow-colored goats. They frolic and prance around, spreading joy and glitter wherever they go.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as absurd as it is entertaining, come join Goat ASS today! Just be prepared for a truly bizarre and unforgettable gaming experience.

Crafty Girls Frontline 2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us on our Darkwinter release edition where you can embark on a quest to conquer the Glass Island and defeat the evil forces of Ulrid and Suomi.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the translated story and lore material that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more. Experience the thrill of character events like “Into the Shadow” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Andoris” that will have you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive events like “Sojourners of the Glass Island” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Springfield” where you can earn rewards that will make your friends jealous. And remember, do NOT redeem codes like GFL2OTS14 or GFL2SUOMI unless you want to miss out on all the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the adventure begin!

Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	3046
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mines Excavated:	4377	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.

Casual Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4723	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and embark on insane adventures with your fellow players. But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at the Nether Portal”!

Forget about boring relationships, on our server, the only connection you need is with your pickaxe and sword. Who needs love when you have diamonds, right? So come join us and leave behind the sad, pathetic world of hookups and embrace the true joy of Minecraft madness! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MUFA is Real and I’m Tired of Pretending Otherwise – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of living in denial? Are you ready to embrace the truth that MUFA is real and it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP to uncover the mysteries of this mythical creature! Rumor has it that MUFA is actually a secret boss in our world, lurking in the shadows waiting for brave players to challenge it. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to defeat the legendary MUFA and claim its treasures for yourself! But be warned, MUFA is not to be taken lightly – its powers are unmatched and its wrath is fierce. Will you be the one to conquer MUFA and become a legend in our server? Join us now and find out!

🎃CHERRYMINE🎃 Minecraft server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Downgraded Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	611
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of always being the hero in every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with protagonists who constantly get cucked out of the main spot by hilarious side characters. Imagine trying to defeat the Ender Dragon only to have a chicken swoop in and steal the glory!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with dirt blocks!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns as you try to navigate through a world where the spotlight is always stolen from you. Who needs to be the hero when you can be the laughing stock of the server?

What the Minecraft SMP fuck happened?

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.