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Blocky Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else – sex with hebes! That’s right, our hebes are ready and waiting to spice up your Minecraft adventures in ways you never thought possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players and dropping rare loot for those brave enough to take it on. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget!

Minecraft SMP – /poe2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General – formerly /poeg/

activity tracker, database, december 5th, Download, Early Access FAQ, endgame content, Exile, Gameplay Trailer, general, gift 2 subs, Global 1488, Global Chat, Grinding Gear, Grinding Gear activity tracker., Minecraft, Official Wiki, Opening Cinematic, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 Early Access, Path of Exile 2 Gameplay Trailer, Path of Exile 2 General, Path of Exile 2 Teasers, PC client, Pets, poe2, poe2g, poeg, smp, TEASERS, twitch drops

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	195
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we drop Twitch subs like they’re hot and give out pets like candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that the standalone PC client will only be available for download at 5pm on Thursday, December 5th (PST). It’s like getting into a secret club, but with blocks and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Path of Exile 2 Early Access, complete with an opening cinematic that will blow your mind. Endgame content? We’ve got it. Teasers? We’ve got those too. It’s like a whole new world of adventure waiting for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a global chat with the most outrageous players around. Previous players are raving about it, so don’t miss out!

Europrison Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Towns Built:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could land you in virtual prison. But hey, who doesn’t love a little danger in their gaming experience?

We’ve got crazy challenges that will have you questioning your sanity, like building a house out of nothing but TNT or trying to survive a night surrounded by a horde of angry chickens.

And if you think you’re tough enough to handle it, we’ve even got a special “Hard Time” mode where you’ll be locked up in a virtual cage if you break too many blocks. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with a side of chaos.

So come on, join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and hilarity that will have you coming back for more. Oof, indeed!

Rate My PC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers that can’t handle your epic gaming rig? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players with the most badass PCs! Why? Because our server is so intense, it’ll make your computer sweat harder than a creeper in a cactus farm.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while your graphics card screams for mercy. Our server is so hardcore, even the Endermen are afraid to teleport in. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a whole night without your PC exploding, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So if you think your PC can handle the heat, come join us on the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Just remember to bring a fire extinguisher for your CPU, because things are about to get lit!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Monokuma’s killing game? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Class Trial!

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with more drama than a Danganronpa game. You’ll never know who’s gonna betray you next or who’s gonna pull a crazy plot twist out of nowhere.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ultimate summer camp experience. Forget s’mores and campfire songs, we’ve got Monokuma leading the activities and a killer lurking around every corner. Will you survive the summer camp from hell?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and watch your back at all times. Happy mining, hope you don’t get voted out!

Before Meeting My Boyfriend, The Only “Sexual Activity” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	New Chunks Explored:	75507
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your first sexual experience? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.

But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.

🧦MINELEGACY🧦 Minecraft server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

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Bunny Ass Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server has bunny ass! That’s right, we have an exclusive bunny breeding program where you can collect bunny asses and use them for all sorts of crazy crafting recipes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llama armor and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Plus, who wouldn’t want bunny ass?

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2406

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ action, where we promise rimm’d glasses and rimm’d asses for all players!

Are you new to VR? Don’t worry, we got you covered with all the resources you need to get started, including 18+ avatar models and guides to help you navigate the virtual world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, we even have a “Bag o’ Dicks” for all your trolling needs.

But that’s not all! We have lewd meets for our adult players, where you can get down and dirty with other players from around the world. And if you’re not into the lewd stuff, don’t worry, we have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday and Sad Anime Sunday for a more chill experience.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rules here and there, but who’s counting?). Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together in the virtual world!

Crafty F*ckers Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Farms Harvested:	375	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further than our server! We have a thriving community of players who love to prank each other and cause chaos.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and plenty of laughs. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show, with surprises around every corner. Plus, we have the best pixel art gallery you’ve ever seen – come marvel at our giant statue of a chicken riding a pig!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives, because things can get a little crazy around here.