0391 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	705925
Towns Built:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	240
Void Armor Forged:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	4554	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	9298
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.