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GetOutSon Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Items Found:	5484
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	197	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Potions Brewed:	183
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	206	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
New Chunks Explored:	642945	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Magic Items Found:	1581

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!