0044 Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP: Did /v/ really think Breath of the Wild 2 deserved GotY over Mining for Diamonds?

Adventure, Awards, baldurs gate 3, Breath, breath of the wild 2, comparison, Critics, debate, DESERVED, diamonds, Fans, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, goty, Minecraft, Mining, nintendo switch, open world, Opinions, PC, RPG, Sequel, smp, video games, Wild, Zelda

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets to be the designated llama rider.

Forget about Breath of the Wild 2 and Baldur’s Gate 3, our server is where the real action is at. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Country, cuisine, culinary adventures, culinary delights, culinary diversity, delicious cuisine, delicious food, exotic cuisine, flavorful meals, food culture, food exploration, food lovers, foodie paradise, FoodieFrenzy, gastronomic experiences, global flavors, international cuisine, Minecraft, mouth-watering dishes, savory dishes, smp, tasty treats, top food destinations

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
New Chunks Explored:	859555	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out for yourself! We have a secret food competition going on where players can showcase their culinary skills by cooking up the most mouth-watering dishes in the game. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos! So come on down and show us what you’ve got – who knows, you might just become the Gordon Ramsay of the Minecraft world!

BlockMastersUnited

Abilities, best in the world, BlockMastersUnited, Exceptional expertise, Exceptional skills, exceptional talents, Expertise, Greatest talents, Outstanding abilities, Remarkable abilities, Skills, specialization, Superior skills, Superior talents, Talents, top skills, Top talents., Unique abilities, Unmatched expertise, Unrivaled skills, World-class skills

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1956	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you the ultimate block-placing, creeper-blasting, diamond-mining master of Minecraft? Do you dream of building a castle made entirely of TNT just to watch it explode in a glorious blaze of pixelated glory? Then boy, do we have the perfect server for you!

Join our server and show off your skills in epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (Disclaimer: pickaxe may not actually be made of gold). Test your survival skills in our hardcore mode where death means you have to eat a real-life raw fish (Disclaimer: please do not actually eat raw fish).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a pet zombie pigman that will follow you around and do your bidding (Disclaimer: zombie pigman may have a tendency to attack other players).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server in the world and show everyone why you’re the blocky boss of the universe!

KurskCraft: Where Russian Troops Get Stuck!

aggression, captured, Conflict, current events, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, News, prisoners of war, russia, Russian, Russian troops, SECURITY, Stuck, Syrskyi, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s crazier than 100 russian troops gettin’ captured in Kursk Oblast in, like, less than a day!

we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ the cha cha slide. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

if you join, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure this side of the nether. build your own castle, tame a dragon, or just chill with some llamas. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of russian troops gettin’ captured in Kursk Oblast.

so what are ya waitin’ for? come join the madness and let’s make some memories that’ll make even the craziest russian soldier jealous!

NeuroCraft: Placebo Quest

brain activity, brain circuit, brain imaging, brain research, cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, medical science, mind-body connection, NeuroCraft, neuroscience, neuroscientists, pain management, pain relief, placebo, placebo effect, placebo response, placebo studies, placebo therapy, psychological response, Quest, Relief, research, study

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

join our epic minecraft server for the wildest adventure of your life! we have a secret quest where you must find the roots of the placebo effect in the game. neuroscientists have hidden clues all over the map, leading you to the brain circuit that delivers ultimate relief in the form of diamonds and gold! but be warned, the journey is not for the faint of heart. you must battle zombie scientists and skeleton researchers along the way. only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to uncover the mystery and claim the ultimate prize. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most mind-blowing adventure in minecraft history!

Nercore

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, building, Community, Creative, Earth, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, java, Minigames, Mods, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magic Items Found:	2070
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Minecraft Genblock Server: Craft, explore and survive on generated blocks in a unique world!

Nercore.eu

SunShade

Adventure, Allies, Allies vs Enemies, Clans, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, enemies, Events, Exploration, Hardmode, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, RPG, Sandbox, SunShade, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	6689
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Survival server with many things to do. Economy is hard and we have clans who make allys and enemies. U can do wars and another things.

89.213.41.212

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets simplicity in search of the elusive hacker-free, reset-less wonderland! v1.20 EU

Chaos, ELUSIVE, hackerfree, meets, resetless, search, semi anarchy, Simplicity, Simply, survival multiplayer vanilla discord community active players world-borders Nether-roof IP website Map size escaping spawn YouTube join today starter base allies betray conquer bases online strong, v1.20, Vanilla, wonderland

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders, accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord community
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is the server type?

The server is an Anarchy server.
Are hacking and duping allowed?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on the server.
What are some of the server features?

Some of the features include vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof.
How long has the server been online?

The server has been online since 2019.
How can I escape spawn?

Check out this video for tips: Escape Spawn
How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address simplyvanilla.net.

MineSex Minecraft Server

Connection, desire, emotional impact, Haunting, Intimacy, intimacy issues, longing, Memory, Minecraft, MineSex, past experiences, personal reflection, physical sensation, psychological impact, regret, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sex, sexual experience, sexual frustration, Trauma, vaginal wall

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	5736	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Villages Defended:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the haunting memories of feeling a log of shit with your dick through someone’s vaginal wall! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that traumatizing experience. Build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that unfortunate memory. So come on, join us and leave that nightmare behind for good!

Minecraft SMP: /nikg/ – Nikke General #2751CraftyCraftLord

2751CraftyCraftLord, Android, blacksmith, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, Ios, Marciana, Minecraft, Naga, new players, nikg, nikke, PC, smp, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	New Chunks Explored:	12829
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	7364
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. We have events like the Co-op Blacksmith where you team up with a villager to forge the most ridiculous weapons you can imagine. And don’t even get me started on our Evangelion Collab event – you’ll be fighting off giant robots with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream!

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Zwei, who is basically a dog that can build a castle in 5 minutes flat. And our costume passes are out of this world – have you ever seen a zombie pigman in a tuxedo? Well, you will on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when the cows start breakdancing, you know you’re in the right place. See you in the game!

FAQ

What is the server type?

Are hacking and duping allowed?

What are some of the server features?

How long has the server been online?

How can I escape spawn?

How can I join the server?