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Eat Minecraft SMP What

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out what the villagers are secretly munching on in their little huts! Rumor has it they’re snacking on enchanted golden apples and diamond carrots, but you’ll have to join to find out for sure. Plus, our server has a secret underground farm where the cows are fed nothing but cake and the chickens lay golden eggs. It’s a culinary adventure like no other! So come join us and satisfy your hunger for deliciously absurd food in Minecraft!

Rothschild’s Minecraft Server

2019, 2025, Analysis, Banking, Conspiracy, cover, Economist, finance, Future, global elite, illuminati, influence, Minecraft, Owned, power, prediction, Rothschild, Rothschilds, Server, speculation, trends, wealth, world events

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world where you can mine for diamonds while dodging Illuminati conspiracies and Rothschild-owned mobs. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to predicting the future like the 2019 economist cover did! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await on our server. Who knows what insanity 2025 will bring!

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP General

#fanficlisting, #HololiveEnglish, #IRySAnniversaryLIVE, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #merchlist, #OKTK, #ourokronii, #OurPromise, #THEDEVILWEARSHOPE, daydream, general, hololive, Infinite, Kronii, Livestream, Minecraft, originalsong, Ouro, residentevilvillage, Rise, smp, tunic

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Love Letters Sent:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Imagine mining diamonds while jamming out to Kronii’s original songs like a boss. Or battling creepers in epic boss fights inspired by her streams. And don’t even get us started on the crazy fanfic listings – you won’t believe the stories our players come up with!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a free chat room where you can unleash your inner meme lord, and handy links to keep you connected to all things Kronii. Plus, our current schedule is so jam-packed with fun activities, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos or Londoners – we only want Kronii love here! And don’t forget to report any leaks or defamation against Kronii to Cover – we’ve got your back, fam. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

Blocky Battle Grounds – Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, battle, blocky, dev chat, GROUNDS, Hotfix 5.3.1, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.3, Patch 6.0, Patch notes 1.7.2, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, sega, Server, Steam, steam powered, steam sale, Tactics, total war, Total War General, Total War Historical Sale, total war three kingdoms, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, TotalWar-Official

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Total War game. Build your own empire, conquer your enemies, and unleash your inner warlord on unsuspecting players.

With updates and patches that come out faster than you can say “patch notes,” you’ll never get bored on our server. From hotfixes to balance changes, we’ve got it all covered. And don’t forget about our Pharaoh Dynasties expansion, where you can rule like a true Egyptian ruler.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Steamy Minecraft SMP

Coomerbros, Coomerbros community, Coomerbros memes, digital entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memes, gaming personalities, internet culture, Meme culture, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, online multiplayer gaming, PC Gaming, smp, Steam, steam community, Steamy, video games, virtual reality gaming

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Coomerbros, where things are about to get wild!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Coomer, swoops in to save the day with his trusty flying pig sidekick.

And that’s just the beginning. Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you break turns into a delicious taco. But be careful, because the tacos are also explosive and can send you flying into the sky!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Disco Enderman, where the music never stops and the dance moves are out of this world.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is Coomerbros? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LastHive Minecraft server

Anarchy, BEES, best, BUILD, Clans, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Events, Foreign, Fun, Gaming, LastHive, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Ranking, RPG, Server, Stable, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	717	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

LastHive is one of the stable and best Minecraft servers, created in honor of our beloved bees.

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Shallow Dudes Minecraft Server

attraction, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, double standards, Dudes, gender dynamics, Gender norms, judgmental, long-term relationships, Men, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, romantic relationships, Server, Shallow, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	186
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to date dudes who are so epic, even women can’t resist them. Our players are so charming and hilarious, they’ll have you laughing all day long. Who needs diamonds when you have these gems of guys around?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay around? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

Apologize.., Campaign, curb-stomping, debate, executive branch, Losers, millennial, Minecraft, ourguy, president, SAVED, SAVIOR, shat on, smp, Walz

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!

Galactic Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to Dumping ch223, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. You won’t find that kind of dedication anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Will you be the next llama warrior?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land spreading joy and chaos wherever he goes. Will you be able to tame him and ride him into battle?

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join Dumping ch223 today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

Air, angel beats!, bonus gems, burns, clannad, comedy, current event, database, Download, general, guaranteed SS banner, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, malicious spoilers, Minecraft, mobile game, pc game, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, YuRi

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!