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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3231 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 270 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!