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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 112 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
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