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KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Emeralds Found:	4556	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	91
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4599	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2721
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mines Excavated:	1556
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2789
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7739
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Potions Brewed:	110	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Farms Harvested:	287
Divine Spears Created:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Kubz Scouts is a popular Youtube channel run by a content creator named Jay. The channel primarily focuses on gaming content, including Let’s Plays, reaction videos, and game commentaries. Kubz Scouts has attracted a large following due to Jay’s energetic and engaging personality, as well as his humorous commentary on the games he plays. With a knack for storytelling and connecting with his audience, Kubz Scouts has become a noteworthy presence in the gaming community.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9662
Dragon Eggs Found:	1694	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.