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Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

Boring, Community, crafting tweaks, Diamond Economy, Discord, DRY, Economy, Entities, Events, EXTRA, Features, Join, multiplayer, multiplayer server, paint, Safe, Server, smp, steps, Survival, survival server, Teleport, Tweaks, vanilla tweaks, warp stones, Watching

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocks, comparison, Differences, double standards, empowerment, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, normal, normal mode, personal choice, Self-expression, Server, sexual expression, Sexuality, slut, Slut mode, slutty, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmas

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, 145765973, acknowledgment, acquiescence, affirmation, agree, Approval, assent, Certainty, concede, confirmation, Correct, he’s right, Hes, Minecraft, smp, Support, True, validation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mines Excavated:	2396
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Emeralds Found:	4753	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Buildings Constructed:	48	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

Advancing, air strike, aircraft, British, CraftyWarfareMC, cruise missiles, defense systems, eastern europe, Fire, French, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, key city, military conflict, military intervention, military technology, missile defense, Russian troops, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, banner-lazy, CONS, do whatever your heart desires, heart desires, Minecraft, minecraft server, no admins, No Rules, PECHKO, PECHKO WITHOUT WIPES, Pros, rules, Server, they are not there, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Emeralds Found:	6458
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	2702

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

135.181.237.62:25914

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

art, controversial, Dictatorship, Epic, fascism, German history, hate, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, Holocaust, Minecraft, nazi, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, Server, swastika, Symbolism, third reich, totalitarianism, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

allison, Andersen, crystal palace, Diaz, EZE, Gravenberch, Guehi, Henderson, Hughes, Kamada, Konate, liver, Liverpool, mac allister, match, Matchy, Mateta, Minecraft, Mitchell, Munoz, Nunez, Palace, Pool, Richards, robertson, Salah, smp, Szoboszlai, trent, virgil, Wharton

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	144
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Farms Harvested:	519	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.