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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8475 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Explore mysterious switches that do who knows what, embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head, and try to figure out what the heck is going on with our nonsensical victory voiceovers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you do x, y will happen… whatever that means! And don’t even get us started on the budget blown on ridiculous dialogue – Hogwarts Legacy has got nothing on us!
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