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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9970 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Votes: | 2315 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.
plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.
so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!