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What The Frick Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adoption, Backlash, Communication, Community, controversy, criticism, Diversity, FRICK, inclusion, internet culture, linux kernel mailing list, LKML, Minecraft, online behavior, programming, smp, Social Issues, Software Development, Technology, transgender language, what are they doing, WTF

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Emotional support, emotions, feelings, financial struggle, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, loans, love, loyalty, money lending, personal boundaries, relationship advice, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

advancement, CHANGE, Civilization, consequences, Development, hindsight, History, Impact, Improvement, innovation, invention, Minecraft, mistake, progress, reconsider, regret, rethink, smp, society, Technology, undo, UndoItAll

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

CraftyTwistMC

CraftyTwistMC, dramatic events, life changing events, life events, life experiences, life journey, life plot twists, life surprises, life-altering moments, personal growth, plot twist, surprising moments, twists and turns, unexpected changes, unexpected developments, unexpected outcomes, unexpected revelations, unexpected turn, unexpected twists., unforeseen circumstances

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

at risk, Disease, dose of vaccine, Early, fresh dose, Help, mathematical models, mumps, mumps vaccine, Nations, outbreak, Prevent, Prevention, reduce transmission, response, Rising, Risk, third dose, Transmission, vaccine, VaxCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

N2.MCST.IO:8532

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Animals Bred:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at Minewind where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at Minewind where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	112	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	4540	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Secret Passages Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.