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폄하 Minecraft Servers

  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 7107
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Mines Excavated: 4852
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 682 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 3651
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Crops Grown: 2556
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 9313
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyChristmasWishlist

    CraftyChristmasWishlist
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 6148
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

    But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

    So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

    ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 2540
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Villages Defended: 18 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Crops Grown: 9384
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5021 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

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    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

    Food Frenzy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 4204
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

    The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 2558
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Villages Defended: 18
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

    Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MILFyBabysitAITA

    MILFyBabysitAITA
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 4775
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Villages Defended: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

    Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

    But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

    So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoneyMines SMP

    MoneyMines SMP
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 1579
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
    Chimeras Created: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 704227 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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