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CheaterCraft: Lame Excuses Edition

BETRAYAL, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cheating excuses, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, cheating justifications, cheating partners, cheating rationalizations, cheating stories, Deception, dishonesty, Edition, Excuses, excuses for infidelity, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lame, Lies, relationships, Trust, unfaithfulness, worst excuses

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of getting banned for using x-ray on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we ENCOURAGE cheating! That’s right, we believe in giving everyone a fair chance to find diamonds and build epic bases without those pesky rules holding you back.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many TNT explosions). Who needs a legit excuse for cheating when you can just blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a secret government conspiracy to control Minecraft players?

So come on down to our server and let your cheating flag fly high! Just remember, if you get caught, you better come up with a better excuse than “my cat walked across my keyboard.”

MethaneMadness Minecraft Server

atmospheric methane, climate change, Decades, environmental impact, fastest rate, Global methane emissions, greenhouse gas, methane leaks, methane levels, methane monitoring, methane production, methane reduction, methane regulations, methane solutions, methane sources, methane technology, MethaneMadness, Minecraft, Rising, scientists, Server, warn

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	720	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Enchantments Applied:	132	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

lol imagine if that was happening on our server! you join and suddenly the whole world is filled with fart noises and stinky clouds everywhere. but don’t worry, we have special gas masks for all players to protect them from the methane madness. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

MaduroDefeatedByOpposition

Candidate, Claims, controversy, defeated, Democracy, Disputed, election, Evidence, fraud, Government, Maduro, MaduroDefeatedByOpposition, opposition, Politics, proof, Results, south america, Sunday, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchantments Applied:	126	Dragon Eggs Found:	1747
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Potions Brewed:	58

come join our epic minecraft server where the venezuelan opposition has PROOF that they defeated maduro in a wild sunday election battle! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for political power and show off your minecraft skills! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! join now and be part of the revolution! #minecraftpolitics #madurodefeated #crazyelections

TitaniumHeartCraft

Artificial Heart, Cardiology, first time, health, Healthcare, Heart Transplant, Human Patient, Implant, innovation, Maglev-Powered, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, medical news, medical science, patient care, Surgeons, surgery, surgical procedure, Technology, Titanium Heart, TitaniumHeartCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!

KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ores Mined:	4192	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	82
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Emeralds Found:	5748	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!