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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7410 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
So, like, imagine this server, right? It’s like, so lit that even cotton textiles are like, “woah, I wanna join this server!” Researchers were all like, “we gotta make this server fireproof, yo.” And then they did it! They made this one-step flame retardant that’s like, “nah, fire, you can’t touch this server!” It’s non-toxic and all, so it’s super safe for everyday materials. Like, your house won’t burn down when you’re playing on this server, how cool is that? Join now and protect your virtual property from the fiery wrath of creepers and stuff. It’s lit, fam.
