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PixelPatriarchy Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, constitution, control, Democracy, Dictatorship, election, freedom, Governance, Government, leadership, MAGAtards, Minecraft, PixelPatriarchy, political ideology, political parties, political system, Politics, power, Republic, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, Server, society, Voting

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we’re not just any ordinary server, we’re a republic! That’s right, forget about democracy, we’ve got a whole new level of government in place for all our players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship… I mean republic! 🏛️ And hey, if you’re into decoding dog whistles, you’ll have a blast trying to figure out what our crazy community is up to next. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you on our server! 🤪🎮

HagLoverGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

Based, Characters, dark fantasy, FANTASY, games, Hag, HagLoverGamerGirl, indie games, Lover, Magic, Minecraft, powerful women, Protagonists, relationships, role playing games, romance, smp, strong female characters, Supernatural, unconventional love stories, unique protagonists, video games, witchcraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Crops Grown:	1178	Enchantments Applied:	247
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with based hag lover protagonists ready to take on any challenge! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with the hags, of course). So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky world where anything is possible!

NopeTastyCraft

abhorrent, detestable, Disgusting, Food, gross, ingredients, loathsome, nauseating, nauseous, nope, NopeTastyCraft, objectionable, off-putting, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, turnoff, unappealing, unappetizing, unpalatable, yuck

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and discover the secret ingredient that will make you go “nope” faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a buffet of chaos and craziness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a giant chicken swoops down and steals your blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns all the water into hot sauce, because who needs boring old H2O when you can have a fiery fiesta in every river and lake?

So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, once you taste our special ingredient, there’s no going back!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	4868	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over kursk region like a boss, just like zelensky taking over russia! u gotta join to see the epic battles and feel the war, it’s like a virtual reality war zone but with blocks and creepers! plus, we have the craziest mods that will blow your mind, like a mod where chickens shoot lasers out of their eyes and pigs fly around on jetpacks. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so join now before zelensky takes over the whole minecraft world!

BorderBlockParty

bloomberg, border, BorderBlockParty, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, foreign relations, Geopolitics, Gerasimov, intelligence, Military, military strategy, Reports, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tension, Ukraine, Ukrainian troop buildup, Warnings

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Potions Brewed:	73
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can ignore all the warnings just like Gerasimov did 😂 we got ukrainian troop buildups near the border but who cares when u can build ur own epic base and fight off the invaders with ur diamond sword 😎 come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even start ur own international incident 😂🤣 #minecraft #crazystories #joinus

TurkeyCraft Minecraft Server

accession, candidate country, culture, Democracy, Economy, EU, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european union, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, negotiations, Politics, Server, turkey, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant turkey wearing a top hat and monocle, ready to debate whether or not Turkey should join the EU. But that’s not all – we have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where you can battle evil chickens in epic PvP matches. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

TheAntiRacistBrit Minecraft SMP

acceptance, antisemitism, Britain, Community, discrimination, Diversity, fear, friendship, hate, Identity, inclusion, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Nazi Europe, prejudice, racism, smp, solidarity, Support, TheAntiRacistBrit, Trauma, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5302
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of driving Jews away from Britain? Join our Minecraft SMP and show your support for the Jewish community in a fun and lighthearted way!

Imagine walking around our server and being stopped by a young woman who is relieved to see you wearing a skullcap. She’ll thank you for being a beacon of hope in these dark times and you’ll feel like a true hero.

We’ve had players who have had their friendships tested because of their Jewish identity, but on our server, everyone is welcome and accepted. No more losing friends over silly differences!

Join us and show your solidarity by proudly displaying your Star of David. We believe in standing strong together and supporting each other through thick and thin.

Our elderly players have shared their stories of feeling retraumatised, but on our server, they find a sense of community and belonging. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, one block at a time.

So don’t wait any longer, join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of a community that values acceptance, unity, and most importantly, having a good time! Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and uplifting?

DadGFCamMinecraftServer

advice, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadGFCamMinecraftServer, decision, Dilemma, family, foster kid, Girlfriend, Honesty, Insecurity, Manipulation, recording, relationship, Respect, secret, Tension, Trust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Villages Defended:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Sarah’s behavior towards M20.

Just like M20, you’ll feel like part of a dysfunctional family as you navigate through the ups and downs of our server. From secret recordings to unexpected plot twists, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more chaotic than Sarah’s TikToks, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

DadBodNoMoreMC

biological father, blended family, children, co parenting, Commitment, Communication, DadBodNoMoreMC, Decision making, Emotional support, family dynamics, family unit, Fatherhood, Marriage, medical forms, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school forms, Stability, Stepfather, Support

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this guy’s relationship with his girlfriend and her kids.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into some crazy situations? Look no further! We’ve got players dealing with everything from unexpected parenthood to relationship drama that will make your head spin.

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like whether or not to be listed as the father of your girlfriend’s kids. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar predicament and need some advice from our wacky community of players.

So come on down to our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs reality TV when you can have all this drama right at your fingertips in Minecraft?

DroneCraft: Lipetsk Evacuation

aerial attack, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, drone attack, DroneCraft, eastern europe, emergency response, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Lipetsk, Military, military base, military technology, Russian airbase, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, Updates, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Have you ever wanted to join a server that is so lit, it’ll make your brain explode like a creeper in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a massive drone attack hits the Russian airbase in Lipetsk! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! And guess what? We’re so cool that we ordered an evacuation just for the heck of it. Who does that? WE DO!

Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We promise you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you played on the most bonkers server ever. See you there, gamers!