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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6565 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2199 |
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