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TarmacTakeover Minecraft Server

Airport, BREAK IN, caribbean, Chaos, civil disobedience, Crisis, demonstration, DiSRuPtiON, France, law enforcement, Martinique, Minecraft, overseas territory, Protesters, Rebellion, security breach, Server, Shutdown, tarmac, TarmacTakeover, travel, Unrest, violent

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the chaos of real life and join a wild and wacky Minecraft server, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, this dude named Steve was just minding his own business, building a sick castle on the server, when all of a sudden, a herd of angry llamas stampeded through his village. But get this, instead of causing chaos, they started dancing and singing the Macarena! It was like a llama flash mob, man.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have llamas and disco parties in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

KremlinCraft: NoNKSoldiersDeny

Allies, Conflict, denial, Diplomacy, disputed claims, eastern europe, Evidence, international relations, investigation, KremlinCraft, military intervention, NoNKSoldiersDeny, North Korea, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, security council, soldiers, Ukraine, united nations, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Animals Bred:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8796
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

So, like, u know how u always wanted to battle against North Korean soldiers in Ukraine but like, u can’t cuz u know, it’s kinda illegal and stuff? Well, guess what, on our server, u can totally do that! We got like, a whole army of North Korean soldiers just waiting for u to take ’em down in epic battles! Plus, u can like, build ur own base and stuff and show those soldiers who’s boss! Join now for the most insane and illegal Minecraft experience ever!

Line Forgetters R Us

Acting, acting challenges, acting skills, Acting techniques, bad acting, character portrayal, comedy, Difficulty, entertainment industry, film, Forgetters, Improvisation, line, Line forgetting, memorization, on-screen talent, Performance, Rehearsal, role playing, script, television, Theatre

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

join dis wild minecraft server where u can be an actor playing a bad actor!! u might forget ur lines and be like “oopsies i forgot” but who cares cuz we keep rollin like a potato down a hill!!! come join da fun and see if u can remember ur lines or just make up new ones on da spot like a boss!!! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me, u don’t wanna miss dis crazy ride!!

Brain Cell Busters: Anxiety Edition

anxiety, anxiety treatment, anxiety-related behaviors, autism, Behavioral Disorders, Brain, brain cell communication, brain function, brain research, Busters, Cell, Edition, mental health, Molecular biology, neurodevelopmental disorders, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, protein complex, psychiatric disorders, schizophrenia, synapse organization, synaptic dysfunction, therapeutic targets, TrkC-PTPσ

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	36
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the TrkC-PTPσ protein complex! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server, you’ll be disrupting brain cell communication and causing abnormal synapse organization like never before!

Watch as your fellow players spiral into anxiety, autism, and schizophrenia, all in the name of fun! Who needs therapy when you have our server to mess with your brain chemistry?

So come on and join us for a wild ride of brain-related shenanigans! Just remember to bring your tin foil hat to protect yourself from the mind-altering effects. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave our crazy server once you experience the madness!

Europa Mediocre: Where the nations are lamer than the earth map and the magic is faker than the economy!

Aether, Apotheosis, Ars Nouveau, building mods, crusaders, Diplomacy, discord server, Earth, Economy, europa, Faker, food/agriculture mods, Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks, Knights, lamer, Magic, Map, mediocre, minecraft server, Modded, mongols, Nations, Pirates, Politics, Tinkers Construct, Trade, valkyien skies, Vikings, wars of religion

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Europa Minecraft Server Overview

Server Description
🏰 Modded Medieval Earth Server set in 1444 with Earth Map and pre-claimed Nations. Includes historical and fantasy elements.
⚔️ Server Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, PVP.
🐲 Ice and Fire, ⛏️ Tinker’s Construct, ✨ Apotheosis, 📚 Ars Nouveau, 🧙‍♂️ Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks, ⛵ Valkyien Skies, 🌤️ Aether, 🌾 Many Food/Agriculture Mods, 🏗️ Many Building Mods.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the theme of Europa Minecraft Server?	The server is based on a Modded Medieval Earth setting in the year 1444 with a mix of historical and fantasy elements.
What are some of the server features?	Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
Can I view the modlist for the server?	Yes, you can view the modlist here.
Where can I find the Dynmap with claims?	You can check out the map with claims on the Dynmap here.
What is the Minecraft Server IP Address?	The IP address for the server is europa.minecraft.bz.
Where can I get more information about the server and modpack?	For server and modpack information, you can visit our Discord Server here.

Winner Winner Minecraft Server

achievement, confusion, disbelief, does this mean i won, doubt, elation, Minecraft, Questioning, questioning the conclusion, questioning the decision, questioning the judgment, questioning the outcome, questioning the result, questioning the ruling, questioning the verdict, Server, success, Surprise, triumph, Uhh.., uncertainty, Victory, winner, winning

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question, “uhh does this mean i won?”

Deep Thinker Vtuber Minecraft SMP

audience interaction, Communication, Community, content creators, deep, Digital Media, Empathy, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Gaming, male audience, Minecraft, online content, online personalities, relationships, smp, streaming, Support, think deeply, thinker, Understanding, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging gossip and betrayal from your fellow players.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be warned, they have a strict “no llama drama” policy.

But that’s not all! We also have a group of mischievous pandas who roam the server causing chaos and pranking unsuspecting players. One time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

CousinConfrontationCraft

aita, childhood friends, Confrontation, cousin conflict, CousinConfrontationCraft, custody issues, disabled mother, elder cousin, EMBARRASSMENT, family drama, family loss, high risk pregnancy, legal threats, lying accusations, mental health concerns, nursing home, pick me child, Protective, protective daughter, substance abuse, workplace conflict

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with pick-me cousins, cold responses, and overprotective aunts.

Experience the thrill of confronting relatives in the virtual world, where legal issues and no contact orders are just a click away. Our server is perfect for those who thrive on chaos and love a good dose of drama.

So, are you ready to dive into a world where family feuds reign supreme? Join us now and show off your adulting skills while navigating through the craziness of family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the games begin!

LieCraft SMP: BiggestLieEver

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, BiggestLieEver, confession, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, half-truth, Hidden Truth, Honesty, Integrity, LieCraft, secret, smp, tall tale, Trust, untruth, white lie

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Votes:	9618	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	9388

Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”

PixelRabbitHole

BIZARRE, Curiosity, deep dive, discovery, endless scrolling, Exploration, Fascinating, internet, mind-bending, Mysterious, odd, offbeat, ONLINE, peculiar, PixelRabbitHole, quirky, Rabbit Hole, strange, surreal, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crops Grown:	3571
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	214
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where the rabbits are the rulers and the players are their loyal subjects? Well, get ready to fall down the craziest rabbit hole of them all on our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can embark on quests to find the elusive rabbit king, challenge other players to epic carrot duels, and even attend a fancy tea party with the Queen Bunny herself. But beware, for the rabbit mafia lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and hop away into the night.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where bunnies reign supreme and chaos reigns supreme, then hop on over to our server and join the madness! Who knows what kind of rabbit hole you’ll fall into next?