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Welcome to HoevidSmp’s Towny Discord Server!We are proud to present our new towny earth Minecraft server with various fun plugins such as gambling,PVP, Economy plugin, and more
Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server thatbrings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real.
Join the fight for the brand new Mill of Fertility and Hellsword objectives AND during a double experience weekend! There’s never been a better time to play!
🌍 Spread of Civilization – Build a World That Feels Real! 🌍
💰 Engage in a Real Economy 🔨
Limits on AFK farms and rebalanced villagers put the economy back in the hands of the average player. Set up shops using Shopkeepers or engage in player-to-player trade using TradeSystem to buy and sell goods or build a trade empire! Become a master blacksmith, enchanter, or brewer in ValhallaMMO and create powerful materials that are desired across the land!
🚣 Connect With Infrastructure, Not Teleports 🚂
Master your local landscape and build real connections with your neighbors using Dynmap, SpeedyBoats, HsRails, and Rail Protector! You may teleport just once to join up with friends when you start on the server, but fear not – these plugins make travel a breeze.
🌾 Realistic Farming & Changing Seasons 🌦️
Immerse yourself in a dynamic environment with changing seasons that bring new challenges and opportunities. Find the best crops and animals to feed your city year-round with Real Farming, a plugin that alters the growth rates of plants and animals based on their environment. From the warmth of summer to the chill of winter, adapt your farming strategies and witness the breathtaking beauty of a world that evolves with time!
🌐 Use-Based Land Claiming 🏡
Say goodbye to the arbitrary limits of traditional land claiming and welcome Influence Claims, which allows you to automatically claim the land you use. Your activity and contribution to the server will determine the extent of your territory. Whether you’re a lone adventurer or part of a bustling community, claim your piece of the world and watch your influence grow!
🌎 Dynamic Borders 🌄
With Dynamic Borders, the world border expands over time as new players join and updates are released. New players will always have fresh territory to explore and conquer, creating a dynamic and ever-changing landscape. Explore uncharted lands, discover hidden treasures, and pave the way for a new era of civilization to rise!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and madness!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for fun! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are scared to come near us.
We have legendary treasure hidden in secret dungeons guarded by giant spiders with top hats, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds!
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Join our server and build your own igloo fortress to protect yourself from any rogue Mounties trying to enforce their maple leaf law. Trade your diamonds for poutine and beaver pelts in our virtual marketplace. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you straight to Justin Trudeau’s house for a friendly game of hockey!
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Features:– Gather resources in the wilderness and build houses and bases as you desire– Purchase or craft custom armor and weapons– Dominate the PVP arena or hunt down other players in the wilderness– Play as a cop and arrest wanted players or kill innocent players and become wanted yourself!– Create a clan and build a group of players to be feared throughout the server, and go to war with rivals or create alliances– Gather coins from killing players, mining, killing monsters, or completing quests from a mysterious man to purchas ranks and crate keys, all of which can be obtained for free!
No worry about paywalls, all core gameplay features are obtainable for free, including ranks, weapons, and armor!
All progress will remain forever, the server will not reset!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us on a wild adventure where the chances of survival are a thrilling 41%. Watch out for zombie players pretending to be your friends – but fear not, our fearless leader will use his redpills to bury them under their birth names!
Embark on a quest to strike down the faggots that rise against us and uncover the eldritch kike lurking in the shadows. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who seek the ultimate gaming challenge and the chance to save the vidya world from evil forces.
So come, join us on this insane journey and fight for glory, honor, and the most epic shitposts you will ever experience in Minecraft! The fate of your games is in your hands – are you ready to take on the challenge?
