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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5235 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)
