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WisdomToothless Minecraft Server

6 year old, Adulthood, anesthesia, Chores, cleaning, emergency situation, ENGAGEMENT, equal partnership, Fiance, flare up, health issues, Marriage, medical issues, messy house, Minecraft, narcotic medication, Pots, responsibilities, Server, Support, wisdom teeth, WisdomToothless

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with a partner who can’t even clean a few dishes after you get your wisdom teeth pulled out! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and responsibilities actually being taken care of.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sulking partners who prioritize fun over helping out. We guarantee a supportive and responsible community that will have your back, even during the toughest times.

So come join us, where equal partnership is not just a dream, but a reality! Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you won’t have to drag anyone along the cliff side of adulthood. And remember, on our server, you’ll never be the asshole for expecting basic support and care.

CraftyCancerJokesLOL

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, bullying, cancer jokes, chemotherapy, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyCancerJokesLOL, Empathy, friendship, intervention, mental health, peer pressure, physical health, Respect, solidarity, Support

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	2294
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	9040
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Magic Crystals Found:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	858325	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

achievement, Adventure, AMBITION, aspirations, Contentment, Desires, dream, dreams, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, imagination, Live, longing, Passion, satisfaction, Self Discovery, Thrill, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border region, BorderBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, federal emergency, Government, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	126

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

border, Conflict, Deeper, Defense, eastern europe, forces, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, push, repel, russia, SCRAMBLE, SECURITY, Surprise, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Votes:	5205	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5073	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste management

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

branding failure, business failure, competition analysis, customer feedback, failed project, financial loss, flop analysis, FlopCraft, lack of demand, lessons learned, market research, market trends, marketing mistakes, Minecraft, poor execution, product flop, product launch, risk assessment, Server, strategic planning, unsuccessful venture, why it flopped

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchantments Applied:	159
Secret Passages Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

best, Board, Characters, debate, disagree, discussion, donatello, dont, Fandom, forum, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Opinions, people, Players, Posting, Preferences, right now, secret, Self-expression, smp, social media, society, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtle

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

adult content ban, algorithm changes, blogging culture, blogging platform, Censorship, Community, Competition, decline in user engagement, facebook, instagram, internet history, microblogging, MineCraftyTumbleOops, Nostalgia, reddit, social media, tumblr, twitter, User-generated content, Yahoo acquisition

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3901	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!