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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2524 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 387 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s still alive and kicking in our server)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled diamond-encrusted pizza that grants you unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow llamas to do your bidding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little wacky around here. beep beep
