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Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

10. Cognitive dissonance, 11. Irrationality, 12. Puzzling thoughts, 13. Unintelligible actions, 14. Unexplained behavior, 15. Baffling decisions, 16. Absurdity, 17. Nonsensical behavior, 18. Unreasonable actions, 19. Bewildering thoughts, 2. Confusion, 20. Unfathomable motives., 3. Miscommunication, 4. Frustration, 5. Incomprehensible behavior, 6. Lack of logic, 7. Perplexing actions, 8. Unclear motives, 9. Senseless behavior, doesnt, lack of understanding, Minecraft, sense, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	1376
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Emeralds Found:	5032	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

acceptance, derogatory term, disability, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay, general, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, RAINBOW, retard, smp, social justice, special needs, stigma, warrior

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Emeralds Found:	2701
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	151
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Villages Defended:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

advice, Allowed, Choices, decision, emotions, Experience, Intimacy, judgment, life lessons, Men, Personal, perspective, Prostitute, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, sex, societal norms, stigma, villagers, VIRGINITY

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	98	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Zombie Dances:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	1624
Farms Harvested:	352	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Animals Bred:	75
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7240

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

272021766, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 2, comfy love, Daily, Daily Kouiu no ga Ii, drinks, Friends, game online, good time, GOODBYES, Kouiu, lots of sex, love hotel, Manga, Minecraft, murata, no label, past relationships, relationship, smp, Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable, Tomoka, Unavoidable

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Chimeras Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Enchantments Applied:	176

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	520124	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	72

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!