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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5072 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4549 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 17 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 323 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.
the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.
