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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3485 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!